textcuss
textcuss by Bassballer July 10, 2014
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Textcuse
A patently lame excuse for bailing out of an appointment, sent via text message. The textcuse is usually terse, last minute, and only nominally apologetic.
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Texcussion
A discussion between two or more individuals via text or social media text. Ie; Cell Phone, Facebook, Twitter etc...
"Look Agnes, I'm going home. It's hard to talk to someone who is always in the middle of a texcussion with everyone else. You're rude, have a good night!"
Texcussion by The Commonsensualist April 11, 2013
textcussion
Trying to have a discussion by means of texting only. Implication that this is unfavorable way to discuss lengthy and or difficult matters
textcussion by hayleygirl April 22, 2016
textcessive
textcessive by Playilan November 3, 2013
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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