A patently lame excuse for bailing out of an appointment, sent via text message. The textcuse is usually terse, last minute, and only nominally apologetic.
I was on my way to meet Magda at the bar when she sent me this maddening textcuse: "cant make it got super work busy. sorry!" Total bullshit!
"Look Agnes, I'm going home. It's hard to talk to someone who is always in the middle of a texcussion with everyone else. You're rude, have a good night!"