textcuss
textcuss by Bassballer July 10, 2014
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Textcuse
A patently lame excuse for bailing out of an appointment, sent via text message. The textcuse is usually terse, last minute, and only nominally apologetic.
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textcuss • textcussion • text cussing • Textcuse • Texcussion • textacussing • textcessive • Text Tussle
Texcussion
A discussion between two or more individuals via text or social media text. Ie; Cell Phone, Facebook, Twitter etc...
"Look Agnes, I'm going home. It's hard to talk to someone who is always in the middle of a texcussion with everyone else. You're rude, have a good night!"
Texcussion by The Commonsensualist April 11, 2013
textcussion
Trying to have a discussion by means of texting only. Implication that this is unfavorable way to discuss lengthy and or difficult matters
textcussion by hayleygirl April 22, 2016
textacussing
She could not believe her exboyfriend was textacussing her for going out with another guy.
You should textacuss her and tell her to stay away from your man!
You should textacuss her and tell her to stay away from your man!
textacussing by L Square March 3, 2011
textcessive
textcessive by Playilan November 3, 2013
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