Obsessive when it comes to texting via cell phone, usually texting a significant other or possible love interest.
Guy 1: "That girl hasn't put her cell phone away since she's got here."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I hear that she's textsessive over some guy."
Guy 3: "She is most definitely textsessing."
Kim: What happened??? I just called but you didn't pick up!
Julie: Can't talk now... the reason I'm sad is cuz I just found out my ex is engaged! I really thought I was over him- but when I heard he's gonna be married to someone else, it felt like someone totally just kicked me in the cooter :(
Kim: Awwww I'm sorry! But I wish you would just talk to me about this! You're so textclusive!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).