textcessive

Excessive texting.

"I got like 20 texts from Jenny last night."

"Man, that's textcessive."

textcessive by Playilan November 3, 2013

textsessive 

Obsessive when it comes to texting via cell phone, usually texting a significant other or possible love interest.

Guy 1: "That girl hasn't put her cell phone away since she's got here."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I hear that she's textsessive over some guy."
Guy 3: "She is most definitely textsessing."

textsessive by OBizzle November 28, 2005

Texessive 

every thing is bigger in Texas in an excessive way

the 'every thing in Texas is bigger' motto has gotten so excessive now that it can only be described as Texessive

Texessive by bjc/arc December 3, 2011

Textclusive

Describes someone who uses text messages exclusively rather than just talking on the phone.

*via text message*

Julie: OMG I'm sooooo bummed :(

Kim: What happened??? I just called but you didn't pick up!

Julie: Can't talk now... the reason I'm sad is cuz I just found out my ex is engaged! I really thought I was over him- but when I heard he's gonna be married to someone else, it felt like someone totally just kicked me in the cooter :(

Kim: Awwww I'm sorry! But I wish you would just talk to me about this! You're so textclusive!

Textclusive by funkthefavorites April 25, 2011

texcessive 

What da 72-ounce steak challenge may be for some people.

Just a regular cowboy hat is plenty big enough --- a twenty-gallon model is definitely texcessive.

texcessive by QuacksO November 13, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020