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textsessive 

Obsessive when it comes to texting via cell phone, usually texting a significant other or possible love interest.
Guy 1: "That girl hasn't put her cell phone away since she's got here."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I hear that she's textsessive over some guy."
Guy 3: "She is most definitely textsessing."
textsessive by OBizzle November 28, 2005
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Texessive 

every thing is bigger in Texas in an excessive way
the 'every thing in Texas is bigger' motto has gotten so excessive now that it can only be described as Texessive
Texessive by bjc/arc December 3, 2011

Textclusive

Describes someone who uses text messages exclusively rather than just talking on the phone.
*via text message*

Julie: OMG I'm sooooo bummed :(

Kim: What happened??? I just called but you didn't pick up!

Julie: Can't talk now... the reason I'm sad is cuz I just found out my ex is engaged! I really thought I was over him- but when I heard he's gonna be married to someone else, it felt like someone totally just kicked me in the cooter :(

Kim: Awwww I'm sorry! But I wish you would just talk to me about this! You're so textclusive!
Textclusive by funkthefavorites April 25, 2011

texcessive 

What da 72-ounce steak challenge may be for some people.
Just a regular cowboy hat is plenty big enough --- a twenty-gallon model is definitely texcessive.
texcessive by QuacksO November 13, 2024

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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