Textcuse

A patently lame excuse for bailing out of an appointment, sent via text message. The textcuse is usually terse, last minute, and only nominally apologetic.

I was on my way to meet Magda at the bar when she sent me this maddening textcuse: "cant make it got super work busy. sorry!" Total bullshit!

by ego29 May 27, 2008

textcuss

Profanity that is written or spelled out in texting

Wow I never knew how weird the word fuck looked until I started textcussing!

by Bassballer July 10, 2014

Text-cuse

a random text you send to someone just to talk to someone just because you're bored and nothing else better to do.

Andy: I had nothing else better to do at work, so I found a text-cuse just to talk to someone
Jon: you're lazy!
Andy: no, I am just bored and there aint shit else to do!!!

by Ya Boy Trax August 17, 2010

texcuse

A combination of the words: Text and Excuse

1)To text someone across the room just as an excuse to text someone.

2) An excuse to why you didn't answer a text message.

Dude 1: Dude 2! Why didn't you answer my text last night?!

Dude 2: Because, Dude 2, um...my phone died...?

Dude 1: Nice texcuse...

by Mattfromboston January 2, 2009

textcussion

Trying to have a discussion by means of texting only. Implication that this is unfavorable way to discuss lengthy and or difficult matters

I refused to have a textcussion about complicated legal issues regarding my will.

by hayleygirl April 22, 2016