textbargo 

the stand-off involved when you refuse to text a friend, significant other, or other person first. usually related to an argument.

After my fight with Joe, I held a textbargo until he apologized; I'll be damned if I text him first!

textbargo by Agog June 23, 2011

Textbag

Someone who thinks they send the best texts.
they are like a douchebag

"hey did you get my text?"
"It was amazing, wasn't it?"
-Fred
"Stupid Textbag!"
-other

Textbag by nothinbutahotmess July 28, 2010

Textbang

The act of two or more individuals with cell phones ganging up on another individual with a cell phone by texting them a phrase through consecutively texting one word at a time.

This can also be done with one single word through individual letters.

If successfully pulled off, the victim will receive each text message immediately after reading the previous one.

For a finishing touch, words such as "man" or "dude" can be added minutes after the last word, letter, or punctuation mark.

The victim may receive simultaneous text messages in the following order:

Text 1: You
Text 2: Are
Text 3: A

Text 4: Douchebag
Text 5: ...

*minutes later

Text 5: ..man
Tex 6: !

Used in a sentence:

"Yea dude Felicia was bein' a total bitch so we textbanged the shit out of her while she was in class."

Textbang by toastman69 April 1, 2008

Textbarf 

When people use so many typing/texting abbreviations and/or numbers instead of letters that it makes almost no sense when read.
Example: "Grrrrrrrl r u 4 r33l? dnt b h8n!" would be considered "Textbarf"

I wish I could understand my friend when she texts me, but all I get is textbarf.

Textbarf by LOLidk December 18, 2012