Textbarf

When people use so many typing/texting abbreviations and/or numbers instead of letters that it makes almost no sense when read.
Example: "Grrrrrrrl r u 4 r33l? dnt b h8n!" would be considered "Textbarf"

I wish I could understand my friend when she texts me, but all I get is textbarf.

by LOLidk December 18, 2012

textbargo

the stand-off involved when you refuse to text a friend, significant other, or other person first. usually related to an argument.

After my fight with Joe, I held a textbargo until he apologized; I'll be damned if I text him first!

by Agog June 23, 2011