Textbang

The act of two or more individuals with cell phones ganging up on another individual with a cell phone by texting them a phrase through consecutively texting one word at a time.

This can also be done with one single word through individual letters.

If successfully pulled off, the victim will receive each text message immediately after reading the previous one.

For a finishing touch, words such as "man" or "dude" can be added minutes after the last word, letter, or punctuation mark.

The victim may receive simultaneous text messages in the following order:

Text 1: You
Text 2: Are
Text 3: A

Text 4: Douchebag
Text 5: ...

*minutes later

Text 5: ..man
Tex 6: !

Used in a sentence:

"Yea dude Felicia was bein' a total bitch so we textbanged the shit out of her while she was in class."

Textbang by toastman69 April 1, 2008

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Textbag

Someone who thinks they send the best texts.
they are like a douchebag

"hey did you get my text?"
"It was amazing, wasn't it?"
-Fred
"Stupid Textbag!"
-other

Textbag by nothinbutahotmess July 28, 2010

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Related Words

Textbang • textanged • Textbag • textbargo

textbargo

the stand-off involved when you refuse to text a friend, significant other, or other person first. usually related to an argument.

After my fight with Joe, I held a textbargo until he apologized; I'll be damned if I text him first!

textbargo by Agog June 23, 2011

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textanged

when "singing" a song through texting.

This morning, when i woke up, i textanged with my boyfriend.

Anthony:"Good morning beautiful"
Becca:"How was your night?"
Anthony: "Mine was wonderful with you by my side."

textanged by bmace1230 August 2, 2011

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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