textaddict
A person or persons who are addicted to texting. People who (for mental reasons) can't stop texting.
textaddict by madgirl4ever May 30, 2010
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Tesladdiction
noun
1. the condition of being addicted to driving your Tesla;
2. a repeated, intense and uncontrollable pervasive thought pattern and associated feelings of deep longing (best described as 'cravings') which one feels, wherein the afflicted finds her/himself utterly consumed by their desire to drive their Tesla whenever separated from it for more than 8 hours;
3. the state of being enslaved to driving your Tesla such that it has become psychologically or physically habit-forming to such an extent that its cessation causes emotional pain;
4. the mental fixation resulting from a dopamine rush which is excreted whenever a Tesla driver depresses the car’s accelerator
1. the condition of being addicted to driving your Tesla;
2. a repeated, intense and uncontrollable pervasive thought pattern and associated feelings of deep longing (best described as 'cravings') which one feels, wherein the afflicted finds her/himself utterly consumed by their desire to drive their Tesla whenever separated from it for more than 8 hours;
3. the state of being enslaved to driving your Tesla such that it has become psychologically or physically habit-forming to such an extent that its cessation causes emotional pain;
4. the mental fixation resulting from a dopamine rush which is excreted whenever a Tesla driver depresses the car’s accelerator
Dr. Seriouslyuneedadetox said at this point my Tesladdiction has grown too intense to be treated on an outpatient basis, as a result of my admission that I experienced overwhelming tingling sensations of elation upon realizing my tropical vacation was finally over and soon I would be home driving my Tesla again.
Tesladdiction by FrunkieJunkie April 16, 2019
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text addict
one who constantly and obsessively communicates with others via text messaging, letter by tedious letter, from a tiny keypad on a cellular phone. The text addict finds odd comfort in the ability to avoid personal and/or vocal socialization.
text addict by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006
text addict
someone who texts nonstop, even at lunch when youre sitting right across from them. its pathetic especially when their parents actually pay for it. these people also sleep w/ their phones to make sure no one texts and they *OMG* miss it! scandal! they didnt read it until 5 am, it was sent at 3 am!!!! OMG!
text addict- *beep bleep blorg beep bop boo beep* *texting frantically*
normal person right next to them- WTF? did u just effing text me to tell me that youre sitting next to me? thats 1 effing dollar you freak!
OR
text addict- *sleeping with phone under pillow* *phone vibrates and they read the text-
TEXT-
OMG I LYK LUV U!
from brad, text addicts fellow texting boyfriend
text addict- omg, i almost missed that!!
normal person right next to them- WTF? did u just effing text me to tell me that youre sitting next to me? thats 1 effing dollar you freak!
OR
text addict- *sleeping with phone under pillow* *phone vibrates and they read the text-
TEXT-
OMG I LYK LUV U!
from brad, text addicts fellow texting boyfriend
text addict- omg, i almost missed that!!
text addict by nycl17 May 27, 2007
Tetraddict
Tetraddict by Christine Leonard August 27, 2008