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texas peach 

When you take a girl home and her taint stinks from riding horses on the ranch all day, so you pour a can of peaches on her pussy and use the heavy syrup as lube AND to cover up the smell. Bonus, after sex you get some ice cream, mix with the smashed up peaches, and have a nice snack.

Girl come over here and let me turn you into a texas peach.
texas peach by cowboy don bird November 20, 2013
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Texas Peach 

Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
Texas Peach by BlurpleHippo January 17, 2022

Texas peach pussy 

When the virgin girls pussy is so tight you have to use BBQ sauce instead of lube

Texas Peach Fuzz 

When your girl sits on your face and her not so freshly shaven cooch prickles your face.
Julie sat on my face last night and her Texas Peach Fuzz made it feel like I was eating a moaning cactus.
Texas Peach Fuzz by Pinkspanker August 11, 2016
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