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Smelly Dick Test
When a guy takes a shower and rubs his bellend and smells it to check to see if his dick smells or not. Usually done when before going to get laid
Dude, lucky I did the smelly dick test last night before meeting suzie. My dick was cheesier than McDonald's mozzarella sticks
Smelly Dick Test by Bobcake21 September 18, 2017
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Dick pic test
If you wanna know if a girl fucks with you send them a random dick pic (either full Monty or slightly scribbled out your choice).if she reacts somewhat positively your in, go for it champ! If she reacts negatively she's either wasting your time or you issued the test at an inopportune time.
Jim:"Hey man how's that Liz girl?"
Bob:"Not good Jim, she completely failed the dick pic test"
Jim:"The dick pic what? You can't be serious that's not a real thing"
Bob:"Urban dictionary it Jim, it totally is"
Bob:"Not good Jim, she completely failed the dick pic test"
Jim:"The dick pic what? You can't be serious that's not a real thing"
Bob:"Urban dictionary it Jim, it totally is"
Dick pic test by Ajac12599 July 11, 2016
dickmus test
My ex was really pissed at the email I sent him, I should have put it through the dickmus test.
I really pissed off my best friend's fiance with my birthday toast- That's a good dickmus test for the best man speech.
I really pissed off my best friend's fiance with my birthday toast- That's a good dickmus test for the best man speech.
dickmus test by l_funsize_m April 23, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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