test dick

The guy who gets used by a girl to see if she is truly gay.

While I care about Kirk, he'll always be my test dick before I met Sherry.

by Redraven80 May 14, 2017

Smelly Dick Test

When a guy takes a shower and rubs his bellend and smells it to check to see if his dick smells or not. Usually done when before going to get laid

Dude, lucky I did the smelly dick test last night before meeting suzie. My dick was cheesier than McDonald's mozzarella sticks

by Bobcake21 September 18, 2017

Dick pic test

If you wanna know if a girl fucks with you send them a random dick pic (either full Monty or slightly scribbled out your choice).if she reacts somewhat positively your in, go for it champ! If she reacts negatively she's either wasting your time or you issued the test at an inopportune time.

Jim:"Hey man how's that Liz girl?"
Bob:"Not good Jim, she completely failed the dick pic test"
Jim:"The dick pic what? You can't be serious that's not a real thing"
Bob:"Urban dictionary it Jim, it totally is"

by Ajac12599 July 11, 2016

dickmus test

Something that is used to make a judgment about whether someone is being a dick.

My ex was really pissed at the email I sent him, I should have put it through the dickmus test.
I really pissed off my best friend's fiance with my birthday toast- That's a good dickmus test for the best man speech.

by l_funsize_m April 23, 2015