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test dick by Redraven80 May 14, 2017
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Smelly Dick Test
When a guy takes a shower and rubs his bellend and smells it to check to see if his dick smells or not. Usually done when before going to get laid
Dude, lucky I did the smelly dick test last night before meeting suzie. My dick was cheesier than McDonald's mozzarella sticks
Smelly Dick Test by Bobcake21 September 18, 2017
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Dick pic test
If you wanna know if a girl fucks with you send them a random dick pic (either full Monty or slightly scribbled out your choice).if she reacts somewhat positively your in, go for it champ! If she reacts negatively she's either wasting your time or you issued the test at an inopportune time.
Jim:"Hey man how's that Liz girl?"
Bob:"Not good Jim, she completely failed the dick pic test"
Jim:"The dick pic what? You can't be serious that's not a real thing"
Bob:"Urban dictionary it Jim, it totally is"
Bob:"Not good Jim, she completely failed the dick pic test"
Jim:"The dick pic what? You can't be serious that's not a real thing"
Bob:"Urban dictionary it Jim, it totally is"
Dick pic test by Ajac12599 July 11, 2016
dickmus test
My ex was really pissed at the email I sent him, I should have put it through the dickmus test.
I really pissed off my best friend's fiance with my birthday toast- That's a good dickmus test for the best man speech.
I really pissed off my best friend's fiance with my birthday toast- That's a good dickmus test for the best man speech.
dickmus test by l_funsize_m April 23, 2015
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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