teslabali

fat ahh nigga

Aye bro, did you see that whale? I thought it was teslabali!

by balibrufas September 6, 2023

Teslagating

The act of placing your $80k status symbol in mortal jeopardy from the 1998 Honda Accord with mismatched door panel that you're following by 30 feet at 80mph in a desperate attempt to assert your superiority.

The massive pileup on 101 this morning was caused by some entrebroneur Teslagating a semi

by Devilmollusk February 18, 2015

teslanair

Describes a person who got millionaire through Tesla stocks.

Damn, call me Teslanair from today, my Tesla stocks just reach a million dollar.

by Peppi911 January 10, 2021

telapalingo

When two people spend an excessive amount of time together, their brain waves become one.
Often found among bromances, best friends, twins, siblings, and mates.
Can usually tell what the other person will say or when they will call.

Vince's calls Keith.

Keith answers, oh my god i was just about to call you, telapalingo!

by naberlybromance January 17, 2009

TessaBalc

Tessa Balc’s are really dope people. They love to have fun and make everyone laugh. Tessa Balc’s DONT take no for an answer and they get their shit done. They are the most driven people on the planet. They’re also good friends and super sweet to everyone. Tessa Balc’s can get deep when you need them to be but then turn around with a meme at the perfect time. Tessa Balc’s can also make friends with anyone because of their admirable personality.. oh and they’re also super pretty and have a cute style. So Hold on to you’re Tessa Balc’s because they’re the good ones.

Trump; Who’s that canadate that is running for president over there?

rando: that’s The TessaBalc

Trump: shih I better watch out

One might use it in a sentence like: I like Tessa Balc’s even more than I like Chipotle

by Mr. Wicinski April 7, 2019

Testaballs

Another comical and witty name for testicles. Referring to testicles as testaballs usually guarantees a laugh or two from everyone around you.

Person 1: Oh dear, you seem to have struck my testaballs.
Person 2: Haha excuse me, I slipped on this slick floor, i'm sorry that I kicked your testaballs.
Person 1: Haha, it's alright.
Person 2: Goodbye.
Person 1: Goodbye.

by G4 sect March 17, 2013

Teslanaires

Any individual that owns more than $1 million of Tesla stock.

Did you hear that he is now one of the newest Teslanaires ? Yes, he is worth $1.4 Million dollars from his investment in Tesla stock.

by Trentism January 13, 2021