Skip to main content

TessaBalc 

Tessa Balc’s are really dope people. They love to have fun and make everyone laugh. Tessa Balc’s DONT take no for an answer and they get their shit done. They are the most driven people on the planet. They’re also good friends and super sweet to everyone. Tessa Balc’s can get deep when you need them to be but then turn around with a meme at the perfect time. Tessa Balc’s can also make friends with anyone because of their admirable personality.. oh and they’re also super pretty and have a cute style. So Hold on to you’re Tessa Balc’s because they’re the good ones.
Trump; Who’s that canadate that is running for president over there?

rando: that’s The TessaBalc

Trump: shih I better watch out

One might use it in a sentence like: I like Tessa Balc’s even more than I like Chipotle
TessaBalc by Mr. Wicinski April 7, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Testaballs 

Another comical and witty name for testicles. Referring to testicles as testaballs usually guarantees a laugh or two from everyone around you.
Person 1: Oh dear, you seem to have struck my testaballs.
Person 2: Haha excuse me, I slipped on this slick floor, i'm sorry that I kicked your testaballs.
Person 1: Haha, it's alright.
Person 2: Goodbye.
Person 1: Goodbye.
Testaballs by G4 sect March 17, 2013
Related Words

teslabali 

Aye bro, did you see that whale? I thought it was teslabali!
teslabali by balibrufas September 6, 2023
Tessabell is the sweetest girl ever. She is always a joy to be around, and always makes people comfortable to be themselves.
Dani: Tessabell is such an amazing person!
Sara: I know right!
More from Urban Dictionary
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
Load more