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TessaBalc 

Tessa Balc’s are really dope people. They love to have fun and make everyone laugh. Tessa Balc’s DONT take no for an answer and they get their shit done. They are the most driven people on the planet. They’re also good friends and super sweet to everyone. Tessa Balc’s can get deep when you need them to be but then turn around with a meme at the perfect time. Tessa Balc’s can also make friends with anyone because of their admirable personality.. oh and they’re also super pretty and have a cute style. So Hold on to you’re Tessa Balc’s because they’re the good ones.
Trump; Who’s that canadate that is running for president over there?

rando: that’s The TessaBalc

Trump: shih I better watch out

One might use it in a sentence like: I like Tessa Balc’s even more than I like Chipotle
TessaBalc by Mr. Wicinski April 7, 2019
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Testaballs 

Another comical and witty name for testicles. Referring to testicles as testaballs usually guarantees a laugh or two from everyone around you.
Person 1: Oh dear, you seem to have struck my testaballs.
Person 2: Haha excuse me, I slipped on this slick floor, i'm sorry that I kicked your testaballs.
Person 1: Haha, it's alright.
Person 2: Goodbye.
Person 1: Goodbye.
Testaballs by G4 sect March 17, 2013
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teslabali 

Aye bro, did you see that whale? I thought it was teslabali!
teslabali by balibrufas September 6, 2023
Tessabell is the sweetest girl ever. She is always a joy to be around, and always makes people comfortable to be themselves.
Dani: Tessabell is such an amazing person!
Sara: I know right!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026