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teslataxi

A Tesla which is used as taxi. A TeslaTaxi must have a taximeter on board and a light on the roof. If not, it’s a simple sharing app car as other and can’t take pick ups on the street as real taxis.
Oh look, a TeslaTaxi!
by TeslaTaxi November 1, 2022
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Teslagating

The act of placing your $80k status symbol in mortal jeopardy from the 1998 Honda Accord with mismatched door panel that you're following by 30 feet at 80mph in a desperate attempt to assert your superiority.
The massive pileup on 101 this morning was caused by some entrebroneur Teslagating a semi
by Devilmollusk February 18, 2015
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Teslatard

Annoying Tesla whiteknights who will get out of their way to tell you how much of a moron you are for not driving a Tesla aka "an electric car". Generally, you'll find them across the Internet boasting about how perfect Elon's car company is, refusing any form of constructive criticism and shading everybody that doesn't drive a Tesla even though they haven't either. Their mind is extremely undimensional, thinking that Tesla is the only company that makes electric cars while also being disrespectful to other people who drive non-Tesla electric cars.
To prove that they've spend their money intelligently, Teslatards who actually own one of Elon's models will milk every single feature they know about their car through short videos posted on Social Media and let's not forget that ego-filling hipster attitude to finish off the look!
Teslatard- "My Tesla Model 3 can do more things than your boring gas car. It's better in EVERY WAY! Do you have 2 trunks? NO! Do you have a massive screen? NO! Do you have electric doors? N.."
Normal Person - "Understandable. Have a nice day, Teslatard."
by xenOER September 28, 2020
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teslanair

Describes a person who got millionaire through Tesla stocks.
Damn, call me Teslanair from today, my Tesla stocks just reach a million dollar.
by Peppi911 January 10, 2021
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Teslanaires

Any individual that owns more than $1 million of Tesla stock.
Did you hear that he is now one of the newest Teslanaires ? Yes, he is worth $1.4 Million dollars from his investment in Tesla stock.
by Trentism January 13, 2021
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Teslarati

Someone who is up their own ass because they own a Tesla.
Mary wafted by after becoming a newly-fledged member of the Teslarati.
by Elong February 17, 2023
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Teslastanistan

The far-flung global community of blind Tesla zealots. The capital city is Muskegon, known colloquially as Elonabad.
"Twitter is now the state-owned media of Teslastanistan."
by Ron Mitchell May 12, 2022
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