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tesbro 

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Elon Musk’s cult like following who idolize him and defend him every chance they get. Short for Tesla Brother.
Person 1: “Yeah, I don’t really like Elon Musk because he’s admitted to coups in countries for personal gain, treated employees po-“
Person 2 (Tesbro): “You’re just mad cause he’s successful 🙄”
Person 1: “He’s a terrible person-”
tesbro by Rubblefrompawpatrol February 9, 2021
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Tesoro

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She's my Tesoro.
Tesoro by Wop January 22, 2004

TESORO SYNDROME 

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Acute chest pain, ST elevation, chest pain with exertion.
The pt has tesoro syndrome, he will need a CABG or stent very soon!
TESORO SYNDROME by weasel 72 June 29, 2008

TEBRO 

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A tebro is when your boy is religious, but still cool enough to be your boy. A tebro can play on your softball, flag football, or be on your mens basketball team, because they are good enough to help you win and show up since they are christian and keep there word. A tebro also knows that the rah rah shit needs to be checked at the door when he is with you or other non christian dudes.

WARNING! Do not ever call a girl TEBRA. Tim Tebow doesn't know what a bra is because he is a virgin and if he did know, he would not want any girl to be degraded by comparing her with underwear.
"Dude before we make my Stone Cold Steve Austin 3:16 sign for wrestlemania, let me call my Tebro to find out if there is any other cool bible numbers we can throw down for a sign."

The Tesoro Effect 

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The charismatic, positive and profound impact of Laura Tesoro performing a song (primarily live).
I didn't think that 'What's The Pressure' would be successful live on stage at Eurovision, but as a result of the Tesoro Effect, it finished top 10 in the final!

Testrogen 

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Describes a man with freakin' morals. Their aggressive testosterone is turned down and mixed with estrogen. They are progressive and have ideals that actually exhibit equality, ethics, and an actually conscious . They also know how to Rice Krispie when needed to defend their beliefs. While they may be called a "filthy liberal, " their democratic ways will help better the world.
Trevor used his Testrogen to set the record straight about controversial issues.
Testrogen by TrevTomlin867 May 20, 2019

Tesoro High School 

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A suburban spoiled ass school. The system is like one giant anal shafting that leads you bleeding and stupid by the time you’re done with it. Filled with retarded freshmen doing heroin and fingering cats, sophomores getting railed by horny seniors, and juniors that nobody gives a fuck about. Too many e-girls and e-boys giving each other oral in the prison-like bathrooms. Not even sure how this school is ranked in the top 100 in the U.S. Santa Margarita is so much better than TESORO in every sports, extra-curricular, and academic area that THS doesn’t even deserve to have such an advanced school as it’s rival. Good luck going anywhere in your stoopid lives titans!
I’m not surprised that those retards at Tesoro High School got caught doing BDSM with their P.E. teacher.
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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