tesbro

Elon Musk’s cult like following who idolize him and defend him every chance they get. Short for Tesla Brother.

Person 1: “Yeah, I don’t really like Elon Musk because he’s admitted to coups in countries for personal gain, treated employees po-“
Person 2 (Tesbro): “You’re just mad cause he’s successful 🙄”
Person 1: “He’s a terrible person-”

by Rubblefrompawpatrol February 9, 2021

Tesoro

an Italian sweetheart, or treasure.

She's my Tesoro.

by Wop January 22, 2004

TESORO SYNDROME

Acute chest pain, ST elevation, chest pain with exertion.

The pt has tesoro syndrome, he will need a CABG or stent very soon!

by weasel 72 June 29, 2008

TEBRO

A tebro is when your boy is religious, but still cool enough to be your boy. A tebro can play on your softball, flag football, or be on your mens basketball team, because they are good enough to help you win and show up since they are christian and keep there word. A tebro also knows that the rah rah shit needs to be checked at the door when he is with you or other non christian dudes.

WARNING! Do not ever call a girl TEBRA. Tim Tebow doesn't know what a bra is because he is a virgin and if he did know, he would not want any girl to be degraded by comparing her with underwear.

"Dude before we make my Stone Cold Steve Austin 3:16 sign for wrestlemania, let me call my Tebro to find out if there is any other cool bible numbers we can throw down for a sign."

by Steven Xavier 53co. & Domonic November 16, 2011

The Tesoro Effect

The charismatic, positive and profound impact of Laura Tesoro performing a song (primarily live).

I didn't think that 'What's The Pressure' would be successful live on stage at Eurovision, but as a result of the Tesoro Effect, it finished top 10 in the final!

by JoshuaMoshua May 16, 2018

Testrogen

Describes a man with freakin' morals. Their aggressive testosterone is turned down and mixed with estrogen. They are progressive and have ideals that actually exhibit equality, ethics, and an actually conscious . They also know how to Rice Krispie when needed to defend their beliefs. While they may be called a "filthy liberal, " their democratic ways will help better the world.

Trevor used his Testrogen to set the record straight about controversial issues.

by TrevTomlin867 May 20, 2019

Tesoro High School

A suburban spoiled ass school. The system is like one giant anal shafting that leads you bleeding and stupid by the time you’re done with it. Filled with retarded freshmen doing heroin and fingering cats, sophomores getting railed by horny seniors, and juniors that nobody gives a fuck about. Too many e-girls and e-boys giving each other oral in the prison-like bathrooms. Not even sure how this school is ranked in the top 100 in the U.S. Santa Margarita is so much better than TESORO in every sports, extra-curricular, and academic area that THS doesn’t even deserve to have such an advanced school as it’s rival. Good luck going anywhere in your stoopid lives titans!

I’m not surprised that those retards at Tesoro High School got caught doing BDSM with their P.E. teacher.

by Skai Jackson April 9, 2019