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Tenses

When your They/Them senses start tingling when you see another non binary person or character
"Omg my Tenses tingle when I see Zooble from The Great Digital Circus"
by Atari.jpg October 13, 2023
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teasession

An artificially induced and extra prolonged recession caused by a self-serving group of corporate sponsored idiots.
I heard you lost your job due to this new teasession. You aren't alone, millions more will be unemployed soon due to this teasession, but at least billionaires won't have to worry about higher taxes.
by Jumbo III August 6, 2011
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Shin Megami Tensei NINE

Some Japanese Xbox game.
Gained popularity from the Youtube video "NINE is Terrifying" by Marsh, and the script of the video was turned into a copypasta within the Shin Megami Tensei community.
"Shin Megami Tensei NINE is a psychological horror game about a guy who gets attacked by a giant angry scrotum at a Taylor Swift concert, and then spends several months facing horrific hallucinations from the resulting PTSD."

-Marsh, 2020
by The God of Mediocrity September 2, 2021
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Tactical Ab Tense

Blowing all the air out of your lungs and tensing your abs as tightly as possible, to the point that you can barely speak. This is generally done at pool parties or the beach, in order to look like your waist is smaller and your body fat is lower than it actually is. This is particularly used by shirtless people when a photo is being taken of them or when their crush is nearby.
Greg: Dude do you want a beer
Terry (in a quiet, strained voice): Dude I can't talk, Jenny is over there so I'm pulling a tactical ab tense.
by Cheesed1ck September 3, 2021
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Tennessee Sobber

When a girl stops mid-blowjob and starts crying
I was five minutes into getting dome then the girl got all Tennessee Sobber on me and started crying.
by HandsomePete September 5, 2012
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Tennessee Boat Launch

When you get hammered at a party and take a shit in the hosts fish tank
I had a Tennessee Boat Launch at a party last night
by Ryan DellaFera November 24, 2019
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Tennessee Mouthwash

A tennessee mouthwash is any drink containing any amount of tennessee whisky.
Dude 1: "Dude what are you drinking?"
Dude 2: "Jack Daniels and Coke aka a delicious tennessee mouthwash!"
by Lench Mob December 14, 2006
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