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Parasitic Tenhead Vampire
A Parasitic Tenhead Vampire is self explanatory. But it is a Parasite which has a huge head is classified as a Vampire in the sense they suck you dry for everything you have to offer. In Samoa we call this a Dawn. This name was given since the suspicious parasite would likely appear after Dawn.
Did you see that? No what is it, that family had a Dawn! Oh no, I hope they get help! Yeah that Parasitic Tenhead Vampire needs to burn!
Parasitic Tenhead Vampire by iessuchiha and likes anime August 2, 2022
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Parasitic Tenhead Vampire • ten-head • Tedhead • tinhead • teehead • tekhead • Tinhead Lundai • tinheadmole • dirty Tinhead • Tent Head
Parasitic Tenhead Vampire
A Parasitic Tenhead Vampire is known in the villages of Samoa as a Dawn. Dawn usually likes to instigate drama and will stop at nothing to make your life a living hell. Avoid the Parasitic Tenhead Vampire at any and all cost or you may lose your life or worse yet live with Dawn.
Omg did you hear what happened with the Heka's?
No what happened!?
They were attacked by a Dawn!!
You mean a Parasitic Tenhead Vampire!?
Yeah, I hope they survive and I hope that Parasite goes away!
No what happened!?
They were attacked by a Dawn!!
You mean a Parasitic Tenhead Vampire!?
Yeah, I hope they survive and I hope that Parasite goes away!
Parasitic Tenhead Vampire by iessuchiha and likes anime August 2, 2022
tenthead
A word used to describe a liberal, used interchangeably with libtard and shitlib. Used when describing those who support the democratic party without question.
tenthead by kuntdavies July 15, 2020
Tenthead
A word denoting a typical liberal, likely to support the Democratic party without question and soften the edge of any leftist movement that threatens the establishment. Derives from the desire for the American parties (Democrats in particular) to be 'Big Tent'.
Tentheads often try to disarm any sort of radical movement in the name of 'keeping peace' and then go on to cry about needing the kind of change those radical movements would have brought.
Also synonymous with 'Shitlib' and 'Libtard' (though Tenthead is more often used in leftist circles.)
Tentheads often try to disarm any sort of radical movement in the name of 'keeping peace' and then go on to cry about needing the kind of change those radical movements would have brought.
Also synonymous with 'Shitlib' and 'Libtard' (though Tenthead is more often used in leftist circles.)
Hillary Clinton is such a tenthead.
Fucking tentheads ruin any movement that actually wants to bring about radical change.
Fucking tentheads ruin any movement that actually wants to bring about radical change.
Tenthead by pegalltentheads2020 July 15, 2020
Tinhead Lundai
went ti pub las night wi janice, some tinhead lundai started on us so we thought itd be best to pack up an go some place quieter
Tinhead Lundai by tinhead lundai September 22, 2010
TEDhead
TED-hed -- noun
A TEDhead person who is an enthusiast of the multidisciplinary lecture series hosted by the nonprofit TED Conferences, LLC ("TED" being short for "Technology, Education, Design"). Taken to extremes, this enthusiasm can lead to someone becoming more than a simple fan or academic, exhibiting some of the negative qualities of a snob, cultist, or otaku.
A TEDhead person who is an enthusiast of the multidisciplinary lecture series hosted by the nonprofit TED Conferences, LLC ("TED" being short for "Technology, Education, Design"). Taken to extremes, this enthusiasm can lead to someone becoming more than a simple fan or academic, exhibiting some of the negative qualities of a snob, cultist, or otaku.
I watched three lectures before breakfast - one on spider silk genetics, one on using video games to teach, and one on OLPC. I've become a TEDhead!
You can't even talk to Sharon anymore; she's become such a damned TEDhead. She cornered me in the break room and talked to me about micro-financing in the Third World or some shit for FIFTEEN MINUTES!
You can't even talk to Sharon anymore; she's become such a damned TEDhead. She cornered me in the break room and talked to me about micro-financing in the Third World or some shit for FIFTEEN MINUTES!
TEDhead by salvagebar December 15, 2011
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