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Tempestorm 

The Tempestorm (or its scientific name Spookiusmonthus enjoyest) is a creature that inhabits the Spooky Month ARG Discord server. When not inhabiting -and terrorizing everyone- there, they can be found in Walmarts, Hobby Lobbies, Targets, Panda Expresses, or any place really. These majestic creatures enjoy any hobby a human would enjoy. Most of them are hyperfixated on something they enjoy, unique to the kind of Tempestorm they are. For example, the messy @Tempestorm is hyperfixated on a fictional man who goes by the name of Mick Mundy (or commonly known around the internet as the Sniper from Team Fortress 2).
Their common food consists of chicken, vegetables, and glass. To tame one of these creatures, ask it out on a date like you would with any human.
"who is the original tempestorm"

"idk"
Tempestorm by Goomyeee July 1, 2024
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tempostorm 

The best site to learn hearthstone (and some other dead games) ever! now using our code "TEMPO" for 15% off, YOU can also be legend!
I wanted to play hearthstone, but i''m a chump, i should check Tempostorm
tempostorm by Pep Colazo May 31, 2017

Tempestria 

Noun. Temp-est'-ree-ah. An extremely sleazy and immoral person, however it usually refers exclusively to females. Temp refers to "temporary", refering to the lack of meaningful and long term relationships, and "estr" a part of "estrogen" and "ria" being a feminine slang. Plural: Tempestria
She refused to go to the Motel 6 down the street, seeking to stay as far away from the tempestria who lingered there as possible.
Tempestria by Diction McEncycloped November 10, 2008
A rare type of pasta native to Yorkshire, UK
Tempesto == Spaghetti
Tempesto by willtheninja November 16, 2014

tempesturacy

MUIREAN 'FUCKIN' KEOGH
The temple or tempesturacy
tempesturacy by Johnbjohnb February 4, 2017
A skyrocket 2 with the name of pasta
Guy 1: who the hell thought this name was a good idea
Guy 2: what the shit is a tempesto
Tempesto by thYMEE October 15, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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