Sexual Act. Direct descendant of The Shocker. When you insert index and middle fingers into the vagina while using the thumb of the same hand to stimulate the clitoris.
T: Hey d what did you do last night.

D: I was up all night pleasuring my old lady with the pistol.
by Double D's flesh factory September 19, 2009
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In Halo it is the incredibly overpowered yet ONLY weapon to use if you wish to survive. Three head shots will take the shield off and kill the person being raped.
OMFG! (#1)Valgina killed me AGAIN!!!11one
by Evil Jesus August 29, 2004
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A stupid and rigged gun used in Halo by people with no skill. The Pistol's damage is calculated as follows; Where X is range to target X is equivilant to range of Pistol, and where X is health of target player X is equivilant to damage of Pistol.
"The pistol isint rigged"
"... Are you serious? If i crammed three nuclear missiles into a pistol bullet, it still wouldent be as strong as the Halo pistol!"
by Dan May 31, 2004
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When you grab your penis between your index finger and thumb at the base of your shaft, then have your balls between your index finger and middle finger thus making your cock and balls into an effective shooting device to unsuspectingly have your co-workers or friends look at your junk so you can call them a homo-meat gazer and give them 3 kicks in the ass.
Oh man yesterday at work right as Ronnie was coming to the stock room I totally gave him the pistol, what a fag!
by Jonny Poplocker July 4, 2009
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Verb:

When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.

Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.
Bro 1: "Dude, you're walking kinda' funny, is something up with your back?"

Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night"

Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight"

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Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?"

Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"
by snaildude December 16, 2010
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Did you see LeBron hit that game winning shot? Hes an absolute PISTOL!!!!
by BeercanBob June 8, 2021
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