telofobia
telofobia by lilionar01 October 23, 2023
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telefobia
A strong fear of phones for some outside reason.
1A) Either you might be horribly afriad of being around a phone. For the chance it might ring or answering it.
1B) A fearing of talking on one of them for other reasons of your own.
2) Also it could be someone who is just very annoyed of them which makes them react making them fear it.
3) And a fear of talking with strangers on the big giant phone of DOOM!!!
4) Fear of even hearing the word phone uttered, typed, or sounding anything remotly close to the word.
1A) Either you might be horribly afriad of being around a phone. For the chance it might ring or answering it.
1B) A fearing of talking on one of them for other reasons of your own.
2) Also it could be someone who is just very annoyed of them which makes them react making them fear it.
3) And a fear of talking with strangers on the big giant phone of DOOM!!!
4) Fear of even hearing the word phone uttered, typed, or sounding anything remotly close to the word.
1A) Kalid: Hey you should have seen Will the other day. He heard a phone ringa a spicy taco. When asked about this he mention he had telepobia.
1B) The little boy got a phone call from one of friends but wouldn't talk for he didn't like talking on the phone for he had telefobia.
2) Flippers: Did you see Glabble Snabble the other day? He saw someone talking on the phone, got mad, and went all kung fu fighting on the poor kid.
3) Diddy wouldn't talk on the phone because he was afried of talking to stangers for he thought it was DOOMFUL!!!!
4) When Mrs. Vale-Potato Tweezers was exclaim an incident and uttered the word "foam." Bowls-with-Earplugs ran out the door scream like daffy duck getting hunted during rabbit season.
1B) The little boy got a phone call from one of friends but wouldn't talk for he didn't like talking on the phone for he had telefobia.
2) Flippers: Did you see Glabble Snabble the other day? He saw someone talking on the phone, got mad, and went all kung fu fighting on the poor kid.
3) Diddy wouldn't talk on the phone because he was afried of talking to stangers for he thought it was DOOMFUL!!!!
4) When Mrs. Vale-Potato Tweezers was exclaim an incident and uttered the word "foam." Bowls-with-Earplugs ran out the door scream like daffy duck getting hunted during rabbit season.
telefobia by Commander Squirrelz May 19, 2007
melofobia
members
drums-nick zappa
lead vocals, bass- jake pavak
vocals guitar- nate szyman
guitar- travis erickson
drums-nick zappa
lead vocals, bass- jake pavak
vocals guitar- nate szyman
guitar- travis erickson
melofobia by zzzzaaapppaaa May 8, 2003
Telotopia
When comparing the new earth described in the Bible with utopia, telotopia is the end goal of history, the final place where God will dwell with man forever. From the greek words "telos" meaning "end, goal, purpose" and "topia" meaning place.
Since utopia literally means "no-place" it would be more accurate to describe the new earth as a telotopia.
Telotopia by NoahTheAncientOne December 24, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026