Tellef 

Tellef, the Norwegian name for dumbass. Hes usually handsome and kinda cool, but hes also such a fuckboy. ALSO hes the type of guy to say that he likes something and the next day he hates it.

Tellef ur such a fucktard

Tellef by Black jesus 2.0 September 19, 2018

tellef 

The norwegian name for a fuckboy. He is usually kind and happy. But when he is arguing hes such a fucktard.

Usually dressed nice and has an iq of 55

Tellef ur such a retard

tellef by Black jesus 2.0 September 19, 2018

Tellef 

Someone who is extremely handsome, gets lots of girls and have rock hard abs.

Wow! that handsome dude must get a lot of pussy!
He have to be a Tellef.

Tellef by get laid February 11, 2019

Telefucked 

When the UC Berkeley registration system, Telebears, royally fucks up your life hard.

UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!

Telefucked by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011

Tellernippel 

Tellernippel are big nippels with enormous forecouts that are shaped like plates (in German = Teller). So they look like a dish. Black girls often habe Tellernippel.

"OMG look dem Tellernippel!!!" - "Bimml bimml yooo I wanna suck dem both!" - "Alda ich liebe Tellernippel..."

Tellernippel by gollomosh August 26, 2023

miles teller 

a very sexy hot man who has abs of steel and a very nice moustache .

friend : why don't you have a boyfriend ?
me : because miles teller is not single .

miles teller by sassysquad June 7, 2022

sexy truth-teller

Someone who holds ridiculous opinions that are unpopular for a reason and spews them to anyone who will listen (and many who won't) in a most asinine manner while believing that they are edgy, sexy, and everything cool for doing so AND that they are bravely showing the rest of the world the cold, hard truth.

Sexy Truth-Teller: Women really are lesser beings than men. They're only good for cooking and screwing. If that hurts, too bad. I'm only speaking the truth that most people are too afraid to face.

Person: Wow, you fancy yourself some kind of sexy truth-teller, huh?

sexy truth-teller by ALovelyPeanut April 25, 2008