telefart

The act of farting from one end of a room with the odor moving across the room.

Guy1: Hey! That stinks! Did you just fart!?!
Guy2: (across the room) Oh yeah!
Guy1: Ohh man!!! You just telefarted!!!
Guy2: Telefarting is what I do best!

by Cart0n_Barn13 July 22, 2010

Telefartation

The Ability to Transport a blazing stank ass fast from one place to another

tim cut a fart outside of my car once. then he got in and it followed him inside. it stunk so bad i started reflex gagging and allmost vomited

by insanekiwi August 8, 2005

Telefart

The equivalent of throwing ones voice the physical expulsion has from ones anus.

Teddys Telefart smells horrible.

by Alexthewordmaster December 19, 2014