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telefart

The act of farting from one end of a room with the odor moving across the room.
Guy1: Hey! That stinks! Did you just fart!?!
Guy2: (across the room) Oh yeah!
Guy1: Ohh man!!! You just telefarted!!!
Guy2: Telefarting is what I do best!
by Cart0n_Barn13 July 22, 2010
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Telefart

The equivalent of throwing ones voice the physical expulsion has from ones anus.
Teddys Telefart smells horrible.
by Alexthewordmaster December 19, 2014
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Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder

Unlike Truman Show Delusion sufferers who see themselves as being the unwitting main character in a reality TV show, Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder sufferers see their life as being full-blown scripted, expensive serialised drama TV Series. They frame each year of their life as being a 'season', each week roughly equating to a single 'episode' of their show.

The sufferer twists known facts and does mental gymnastics to shoehorn their mundane lives into some form of 'season arc' for their character.

They know full well that they aren't really in a TV show. - they just desperately want to be.

Ultimately, Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder is just a tactic employed by the miserable to deny reality - those who know deep down that the only way their life can have meaning is not through art or expression, giving and charity, a relationship with God but instead by forcibly contextualising everything as being a carefully scripted, story-boarded and rehearsed piece of fiction to be consumed by only the sufferer themselves.

The sufferer inevitably commits suicide or dies in their 'series finale' - Whether their TV Series achieved excellence and a satisfactory conclusion (Breaking Bad), was cancelled before its time and fondly remembered (Party Down), went seasons too long and became a shadow of itself (The Simpsons), (Dexter) can only be determined by the dead sufferer's friends and family at the funeral.
Q; "What's wrong with Caleb? He said he hadn't seen me since 'Season 2', and that he thought I'd been written out, whatever that means?

A: "Dude yeah he's got Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder' - just nod and smile. He'll kill himself if he thinks his show might be getting cancelled or resorting to cheap plot twists"
by J-Lime August 5, 2016
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Telefartation

The Ability to Transport a blazing stank ass fast from one place to another
tim cut a fart outside of my car once. then he got in and it followed him inside. it stunk so bad i started reflex gagging and allmost vomited
by insanekiwi September 1, 2005
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telefather

a father that is far away from the son/daughter that you can't physically interact with
My telefather is good at art
by Daniel Barton November 20, 2022
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