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telfapathy

The telepathy-like ability to detect fapping. This ability seems to be common, if not omnipresent, in the mothers of teenage boys.
"Mom always yells for me to come do some chore just when I've started in. I swear she has telfapathy."
by woodrobin February 26, 2009
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