telephone call 

One breast in the ear and one in the mouth

Making a telephone call. Similar to motor boating without the sound

telephone call by Loves2Poop December 2, 2013

Birmingham Telephone Call 

When you insert a cell-phone set to vibrate into a woman's vagina and then call her number.

No vibrator? A Birmingham telephone call will do.

Birmingham Telephone Call by Antonymous1234143 April 10, 2010

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone 

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.

BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone by ..WiL May 24, 2005

Telephonically 

adv. By telephonic means or processes; by the use of the telephone.

Can I please recieve the secret code
That if enetered telephonically
Would pass me through to you
Which means it will be your beautiful ass number?

Telephonically by BeccaMarieee December 9, 2008