telebrick 

When networking "takes a crap", "eats a brick", or "drops a brick".

I was totally WoWing it up, and I dropped after a hard telebricking

telebrick by Tim Meuer July 26, 2008

Teledrinking 

The act of social drinking by any means of telecommunication including but not limited to: telephone, SMS messaging, MMS messaging, webcam, video chat, morris code, smoke signals, etc.

Vikram: "Yo, what were you doing last Thursday?"
Ayaz: "I was teledrinking with Evgueni."

Sarah: "Are you an alcoholic because you drink alone?"
Ayaz: "No, I teledrink."

Teledrinking by OttawaAlcoholic February 5, 2010

Telerico 

A sex act where, during doggy, the male pulls out, dabs, then proceed to put it in her ass and pretend it’s an accident before continuing to hit it raw

Person 1: “Yooo did you take Bridget home last night?”

Person 2: “Yeah boy I even hit her with the Telerico!”

Telerico by Blickstiffy February 23, 2023

Teleblock 

Teleblock is derived from the game RuneScape. You need to be on Modern Magics to cast Teleblock and you need 85 Magic to cast it. It takes 1 Death rune, 1 Law rune and 1 Chaos rune to cast. The spell stops the opponent from teleporting away from a fight in the Wilderness. Can be shortened to TB.

Z0mfg I TBed that n00b!
Quick, teleblock him so he can't get away!

Teleblock by W3bst3r December 24, 2008

teleblackicly 

a portmanteau of "telepathic" and "Black", used to satirize the commonly held belief by non-blacks that all blacks with a general vicinity (campus, city, small nation) know each other familiarly and are aware of each other's activities and whereabouts.

Non-black student (1): "...and I think this girl Jennifer was at the recital, too."

Non-black student (2): "Who's that?"

Non-black student (1): "Oh, she's half-black and has poofy hair--"

Non-black student (2): "Half-black--Jamal, do you know her?"

Jamal (Black student): "Oh, yea sure. Let me contact her teleblackicly..."
::puts index fingers to head and concentrates::

teleblackicly by jeante February 15, 2009

telebrity 

a celebrity that became famous only thanks to a television appearance. usually after a such show is over, these telebrities are forgotten.

- You'll never believe me this.. I met Josh today.
- What Josh?
- The one from last year's Big Brother.
- Oh, another telebrity.

telebrity by himynameismarek March 29, 2009

teledrink 

The act of conducting a telephone conversation with the sole intent to get drunk with a friend. This may or may not include comparison televiewing.

Rick: "What are you up to tonight?"
Dave: "meh."
Rick: "Teledrink?"
Dave: "Free nights start at 9."
Rick: "I'll conference Matt in."
Dave: "cool."

teledrink by dave atoz June 27, 2007