1) two or more homies smokin trees over the phone, typically synchronizing the session with a countdown (3-2-1). Original tradition started by p dreez and kid thrillz cerca 2002.
2) Toke trees with a good buddy to have some company while you smokin
3) Having a smokeout with a long distance homey over the phone.
2) Toke trees with a good buddy to have some company while you smokin
3) Having a smokeout with a long distance homey over the phone.
John and James were telerocking
I was bored last night so I called my homey to telerock
My homey and I decided to have a telerock sesh
I was bored last night so I called my homey to telerock
My homey and I decided to have a telerock sesh
by Kid Thrillz June 24, 2010
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When two consenting adult males squish their own dicks against their respective webcams at the same time.
Nick and John had a round of teledocking on Thursday in an effort to keep their long distance love affair from going cold.
by The Real Nickey Kell March 15, 2017
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2.) to watch a show for the specific purpose of making fun of it.
2.) to watch a show for the specific purpose of making fun of it.
John: Hey dude, are you watch Dora the Explorer?!
Jim: Relax man, I don't really like this show I'm just telemocking it.
John: don't you have anything better to do?
Jim: Nope
Jim: Relax man, I don't really like this show I'm just telemocking it.
John: don't you have anything better to do?
Jim: Nope
by ersher February 24, 2008
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Telemarketer: Is Tom Barker available?
Tom: yah, he's not married..ha ha ha, that me sweet heart
Telemarketer: Hi, this is Susy with Flossy Cruises, you've just won a cruise, all expenses paid for two to..
Tom: Susy, hey Susy that's a sexy name will you come with me on the cruise?
Telemarketer: um, Sorry Tom I'm not able to do that
Tom: oh i guess since you work there you can't come with me, hey that's ok, I can get you a fake ID with a new name baby
Telemarketer: I appreciate that Mr. Barker but let me tell you how to claim your prize, all you have to do is attend a short presentation this Saturday at the Flossy Inn
Tom: OH Susy, I'll meet ya there honey, I'll get a room with a king size bed and..
Telemarketer:Um Mr. Barker please I won't be there, but let me tell you the exciting offers you will hear about at the presentation
Tom: Now Susy, I'm all excited about your offer, as a matter of fact I'll tell you about it..I'm touching it right now
CLICK
Tom:Susy? .....dial tone
... now people that's one sweet telemockery!
Telemarketer: Is Tom Barker available?
Tom: yah, he's not married..ha ha ha, that me sweet heart
Telemarketer: Hi, this is Susy with Flossy Cruises, you've just won a cruise, all expenses paid for two to..
Tom: Susy, hey Susy that's a sexy name will you come with me on the cruise?
Telemarketer: um, Sorry Tom I'm not able to do that
Tom: oh i guess since you work there you can't come with me, hey that's ok, I can get you a fake ID with a new name baby
Telemarketer: I appreciate that Mr. Barker but let me tell you how to claim your prize, all you have to do is attend a short presentation this Saturday at the Flossy Inn
Tom: OH Susy, I'll meet ya there honey, I'll get a room with a king size bed and..
Telemarketer:Um Mr. Barker please I won't be there, but let me tell you the exciting offers you will hear about at the presentation
Tom: Now Susy, I'm all excited about your offer, as a matter of fact I'll tell you about it..I'm touching it right now
CLICK
Tom:Susy? .....dial tone
... now people that's one sweet telemockery!
by lorak October 6, 2009
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