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teitelitarianism
Teitelitarianism happens when the principal of a high school does not heed to the needs and requests of students, is closed to new ideas, and almost always sides with the administration. This principal is often mocked, such as by students shouting "Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!"
Principal: Get out of the building! Party's over! I have work to do!
Student: This is teitelitarianism! Do not give in!
Student: This is teitelitarianism! Do not give in!
teitelitarianism by stuy '09 June 26, 2009
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titzels
when tits and pretzels combine to make a solid combination of titzels.
We often state them as titzels.
There are 2 types of titzels:
> Honey mustard titzels
> Tomato titzels
have a go at them.
We often state them as titzels.
There are 2 types of titzels:
> Honey mustard titzels
> Tomato titzels
have a go at them.
titzels by Cleavacious August 20, 2013
tetzel
tetzel by lkdjogainrt April 25, 2008
Teitelbaum
A hilarious and very good looking individual with a rapidly receding hair line and a tendency towards sweating.
The comedian was hilarious, but was a total Teitelbaum on stage when he couldn't stop sweating underneath the spotlight!
Teitelbaum by Everyone_else January 4, 2012
teetzel
teetzel by dubbsaunit February 26, 2010
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