teetsj
A word when swearing with no meaning at all. Just a nice word to say.. means something like fuck this, damnit
Damn, teetsj!
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Weet Teets
Noun, Derog. A nickname intended to create irritation through perpetual, repetitve usage, not unlike Chinese water torture. Applicable to jolly, red sweatshirt-donning Napoleon devotees. Often delivered with a dismissive flick of the hand. Known to incite brutal, uncalled for responses, including, but not limited to, "Dennis, you're just a little boy" or "Rob, you're a hick and you marry your cousins".
Etymology: Weet, derived from \sweet/. Teets not a bodily reference, but rather from the historical "Tito" (see "Tito 3:16", "You can't hide from us, Tito").
Etymology: Weet, derived from \sweet/. Teets not a bodily reference, but rather from the historical "Tito" (see "Tito 3:16", "You can't hide from us, Tito").
Weet Teets by Patton September 22, 2006
Related Words
teetsj • Teets Juice • Teets • Teets and Gens • Teets Daleets • teetsel • Teetsie • teetskeet • teets mccon • Teets On My Sheets
teets mccon
The definition of "Man-with-milk", teets mccon is absolute walking sex. Anyone just to touch his nips should feel ever so privileged as they are perfectly shaped and sized. Mondays are the biggest day for teets mccon however as monday is always milking day, where in some cases 14L has been produced in one squeezing.
teets mccon by Teetss October 10, 2013
torquing your teets
Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"
Synonyms:
Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.
Synonyms:
Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.
Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.
torquing your teets by Androecium February 13, 2014
Teets and Gens
Teets and Gens is the equivalent of tits and genitals. Its something you say when you're angry or when you find out something stupid.
Lindsey: I just dropped my phone in the toilet! Teets and Gens!
Jessica: I just found out that I am pregnant
Katie: Teets and Gens!
Jessica: I just found out that I am pregnant
Katie: Teets and Gens!
Teets and Gens by Hoodie24 December 21, 2009
teets
1. When you're too gutless to do something. Like being chicken. The phrase "Do it or you're teets." is commonly used to pressure someone into doing something. It's like a double dare only stronger, because the person unquestionably has to do it, obviously, or they're teets.
2. When you're a lightweight drinker and can't handle your alcohol.
2. When you're a lightweight drinker and can't handle your alcohol.
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