Teddi

The most amazing girl you could ever date or have sex with. One of a kind. Out of this world. Hot as hell.

I dont want anyone else, i want my Teddi.

by killingmyself8 January 17, 2018

Teddi

Is a really beautiful girl that you want to spend the rest of your life with.

I know you guys, but she was my teddi.

by Randified February 10, 2010

Teddi

An inconsiderate asshole who is really good at music.

Teddi won’t give me the homework from music theory.

by Serenitydotcs November 29, 2017

Teddi

A one of a kind woman. Beautiful, Sweet, Intelligent and caring. This woman has a great sense of humor. She will make you laugh no matter the cost. She will open her soul to you. She will always have your back no matter what. She always strives to be the best possible friend you will ever have. It’s always ride or die with this one. Always be kind to her because a Teddi deserves nothing less than everything you have to offer.

Teddi is so smart and funny.

Thank you Teddi for making me laugh when times are tough.

by Saturdaymorningcartoons March 16, 2023

Teddi Omega Phi

Teddi Omega Phi is a secret society founded on the north side of Chicago In Which Members freely associate as equals for a mutually beneficial purpose; To Party.
With both men and women Members, Its not a fraternity or sorority its a Sofrat.
Well Known For The catch phrase "Rawr"
Although there is only one active Chapter, World Wide Expansion Is In The Works.

Teddi Omega Phi Take over has Started!!! first the city then the WORLD. RAWR!!!!!!

by tinosaur April 22, 2011

Tedpilled

Similar to being red pilled, but more specifically concerning the threat the techno-industrial system and unfettered technological progress poses to all human flourishing and the psychological harm it imposes on a massive scale. The term references Ted Kaczynski, otherwise known as the Unabomber, a math prodigy who abandoned life as a university professor to live off the grid in a secluded cabin and who wrote Industrial Society and Its Future.

“The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.”

“Based and tedpilled.”

by TheNoahWebsterOfToday March 22, 2020

Teddy Roosevelt

First off, Teddy Roosevelt is not human. He is a quantum fourth dimensional being. His physical form is the only way our mortal minds can perceive his greatness. During the Spanish-American War, it is said Teddy Roosevelt made the Rough Riders. False. Teddy Roosevelt was the Rough Riders. He was a literal one man army. He could liquify people with his intense stares and melt their organs with a twitch of his perfect mustache. Teddy Roosevelt became a cowboy once, but this was not by choice. He just decided to take advantage of his ability to whistle and summon horses straight from the ground. Teddy Roosevelt was once shot before trying to give a speech. The only thing stopping the bullet from entering his heart was the speech in his breast pocket. He gave the speech anyways, bleeding profusely. The doctor just started operating on him during his presentation. But see, Teddy Roosevelt cannot be harmed. His body is made of pure stem cells. He merely allowed his body to be harmed to woo the crowd. All medical records of Teddy Roosevelt have been hidden away, because each time he was cut open to be operated on, they just found a smaller Teddy Roosevelt inside of him. Not a baby, but a homunculus, monocle included. It is said Teddy Roosevelt died in his sleep. His Vice President stated that should Teddy have been awake, there would have been a fight. This is partly true. Teddy would in fact have gone mano y mano with the grim reaper himself.

"Dude! Chuck Norris jokes are great!"
"Obviously you haven't heard of our lord and savior Teddy Roosevelt."

by SirGiggles February 15, 2017