Skip to main content

techoeblade 

A hoe who kills orphans for a living but a orphan himself

SUScribe to techoeblad
This may or may not be a joke techoeblade
techoeblade by Naiko<3 February 7, 2022
Words you can keep

Technoblade 

A sentient pig who plays skywars and stabs orphans, sacrificing their blood to the blood god.
Technoblade can neither confirm nor deny memorizing gift locations in grinch simulator.
Technoblade by Asianpowah May 29, 2020

Technoblade 

The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
"It sure does suck to be an orphan and be constantly murdered by Technoblade"
Technoblade by technobladder November 11, 2020

Technoblade 

A pig who never dies.

Also know for having a stack of enchanted orphans on Hypixel skyblock.
*Player is in the middle of a skywars game*

"Wow I have a full set of enchanted diamond armour and an enchanted diamond sword!"

"I'm surely gonna win!"

*A player with a pig skin comes charging towards the middle*

"Technoblade nevaaa diesss"

Technoblade gets his 500 win streak.
Technoblade by HydroHomies August 8, 2019

Technoblade 

An utter unit of a specimen who will destroy orphans for skywars coins.
Guy: Potato
Technoblade: Yes technoblade never loses
Technoblade by truths_com October 2, 2020

Technoblade 

Technoblade is a Minecraft YouTuber who reached 3 million subscribers on October 16th, 2020.

Technoblade is also known as “Techno”, “TechnoThePig”, and “The Blade”. He tends to call other people nerds even though he is one. He also has sworn revenge against all orphans for killing his parents when he was a child out of jealousy.

Techno completes the “Holy Trinity” of Building, Redstone, and PvP in Minecraft along with Grian and Mumbo Jumbo.

Techno is part of a group called “Sleepy Bois Inc.” with streamers Wilbur Soot, Ph1LzA, and TommyInnit.

He has many notable achievements such as:

- Winning Minecraft Monday 4 times

- 1,400+ Bedwars winstreak

- Winning Minecraft Championships twice

- Participating in Minecraft Ultimate and getting 116 team kills, smashing the previous record of 19, 47 of which were his own. His team also raised $11,000 out of $36,000 for charity.

- Farmed 500 million potatoes in Hypixel Skyblock, winning the potato war by 88 million potatoes.

- Is the second best Skywars player

- Beat Minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel.

- Defeated Dream, Skeepy, and Hypixel in a duel.

- Conquering the entire world on SMP Earth

Techno recently joined Dream’s SMP server to help Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit, fellow members of Sleepy Bois Inc, to revolt against democratically elected leaders.

Technoblade’s current goal is to reach 10 million subscribers in order to get PIG rank on Hypixel, the most popular Minecraft Server
Someone: Who is the best at Minecraft PvP?
Sentient beings: Technoblade
Technoblade by YeeBoiHasFoundYou October 27, 2020

Technoblade 

A non that plays Minecraft. Known for his PVP “skills” and his hot elbows.
Destroyed a guy with slightly more subs than him in a 1v1.
Oh and also beat the owner of the largest server in a 1v1 too but who cares about that.
Woah look at that badass
“You mean Technoblade?”
Technoblade by HELLOBOI420 August 31, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
Next