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technobimbo 

someone who is naturally inept around computers or technology, despite being generally intelligent and knowledgeable.
Someone describes themselves as a technobimbo when they can't work out how to work their phone or laptop.

Technostism 

1. Economic theory advocating for the total automation of labor, as well as collective of the means of production and information technology.
2. Any instance of automation coupled with common ownership of the means of production and automated methods of labor.
3. Bottom up socialism.
4. Socialist Technophilia.
The factory runs under the careful eye of the proletarians, but only droids know any labor, for this is a technostic order.

Working is so last century; transhumans use robots via technostism.

Socialism takes the top and brings it down. Technostism takes the bottom and brings it up. How? Robots, motherfucker.
Technostism by Mr. Doomburg February 24, 2015

Technolitard 

One slow or unable to operate technology invented after their generation’s paramount years.
Mom - "Can you help me with this thing, I can't figure it out?"

Son - "Wow you can't even check your own voicemail; you're such a technolitard."
Technolitard by Krusty Wood January 7, 2008

Technoliterate 

To have the ability to read and/or write on a computer program or other technological device.

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The mashing of two real words to create a seemingly real one that is able to fool "like" happy facebook users.
"Tried to read for SUST, reading was sideways, prof, y u no technoliterate" - BVH
Technoliterate by nowitsreal March 30, 2011

technoliterate 

Someone who is versed in many forms of techno (technically known as electronica), from house to trance to progressive to tribal, etc. This person will have a variety of fly techno beats in their collection of techno. You may find many such people at clubs and festivals specializing in such music.
Dude, we got a soccer game in 15 minutes! We need some techno to pump us up, what do you got?
I got some Tiesto, Van Buuren, Schulz, Corsten, Oakenfold...
Damn you are technoliterate...I love it!

Man, sandstorm is the greatest techno song ever!
It's definitely a classic man, but once you become technoliterate, you'll hear even better.
technoliterate by mzlnkabwlr October 4, 2011

Technobating 

Absorbed in your Computer/Phone/Video Games to the point of ignoring everything around you.
Did you get my call last night? Nah, I was too busy technobating.
Technobating by Demon65 January 13, 2009