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Technoblading 

Using a trapdoor in Minecraft to ”swim” aka lie on the flor. I am Greg
Oh shit i am tEcHnObLAdiNg *in a robotic voice*
Technoblading by Molleeee April 14, 2021

technovating 

Technology + renovating

Upgrading a place with home automation technology. This will usually include a whole-house audio system, network-based thermostat control, touch screen computer interfaces, home surveillance, and motion-sensitive lighting.
I just finished technovating my house. I can access my music and movies from anywhere in the house, check up on my home security from work, and even control the thermostat over the internet!
technovating by thraco November 6, 2009

technorating 

Researching through blogs using blog's search engines like technorati.
A: I was technorating under my nickname and I just found out that Susie Lou had a crush on me during last year prom night.

B: Susie who?

A: The nympho that always shows her cleavage to Prof. Little.

B: You could've got laid bro.

A: And your girl wants to deepthroat me.
technorating by fl!ps!de December 8, 2006

technobation

masturbation, with the assistance of technological advances (webcam, phone, text messages)
I just had an incredible technobation sesh with my long distance boyfriend
technobation by robdub November 2, 2010

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026