Technobating

Absorbed in your Computer/Phone/Video Games to the point of ignoring everything around you.

Did you get my call last night? Nah, I was too busy technobating.

by Demon65 January 13, 2009

Technoblading

Using a trapdoor in Minecraft to ”swim” aka lie on the flor. I am Greg

Oh shit i am tEcHnObLAdiNg *in a robotic voice*

by Molleeee April 14, 2021

technovating

Technology + renovating

Upgrading a place with home automation technology. This will usually include a whole-house audio system, network-based thermostat control, touch screen computer interfaces, home surveillance, and motion-sensitive lighting.

I just finished technovating my house. I can access my music and movies from anywhere in the house, check up on my home security from work, and even control the thermostat over the internet!

by thraco November 6, 2009

technorating

Researching through blogs using blog's search engines like technorati.

A: I was technorating under my nickname and I just found out that Susie Lou had a crush on me during last year prom night.

B: Susie who?

A: The nympho that always shows her cleavage to Prof. Little.

B: You could've got laid bro.

A: And your girl wants to deepthroat me.

by fl!ps!de December 8, 2006

technobation

masturbation, with the assistance of technological advances (webcam, phone, text messages)

I just had an incredible technobation sesh with my long distance boyfriend

by robdub November 2, 2010