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TechiTeens 

A completely Teenager founded and run company. A group of TechiTeen's working under the common name of TechiTeens' to fix the world's computer problems.


TechiTeens expansive network of teenage professionals that ensure computer support is never far away.
Man: My computer is as slow as a kia
Women: Call TechiTeens!
TechiTeens by Cheetuh088 March 8, 2009

TechNition 

technition or technitions/ a hard core tech n9ne fan one who loves all music by the tech. a follower of the strange music movement/revolution. spelled techNITION as in ammunition or ignition similar to his style, perfomance and/or the personality of a technitions rowdy rough hyphy hardkore inergetic & intelligent!
TECHNITIONS!
ARUGHGH! ARUGHGH!! ARUGHGH!!!
TechNition by THE TECHNITION #9 March 28, 2009

Technisexual 

A sexual preference. A Technisexual individual is someone who prefers to have sex with electronics. They can be male or female.

As more and more iPods and flat panel TVs come out this behavior is rapidly becoming widely accepted among society.
Dude 1: Ahhhhh! What are you doing to my computer????

Dude 2: Sorry man... I am Technisexual, so I can't help it....
Technisexual by VTC-Nerd March 16, 2009

TechiTeen 

A Teenager part of a expansive network of teenage professionals that ensure computer support is never far away.
Man: My computer is as slow as a kia
Women: Call a TechiTeen!
TechiTeen by Cheetuh088 March 6, 2009

Technate 

The term Technate was originated by Technocracy Incorporated in the early 1930s to describe the region over which a technocratic society would operate using thermodynamic energy accounting instead of a price system (money) method. All resources and industry of this land region would be used to provide an abundance of goods and services, within a sustainable ecological context, to its citizens under the program Energy Accounting.

The European Technate

According to technocrats, a technate cannot simply be set up anywhere like a modern-day country; it has several requirements that must be met in order for it to operate:

There must be sufficient natural resources.
There must be an existing industrial and scientific base from which to operate the Technate.
There must be a sufficient amount of trained personnel for its operation.
Technate by ThomasAndel1611 June 1, 2022

techniverse

An allowable subset of "actual" reality. Operations in the techniverse are intended to be linear. Our actual reality is non-linear
Jacob Bennet's maths won't work because the Cartesian thought used in the techniverse does not suffice to describe the actualizing universe.
techniverse by ptboi April 22, 2011
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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