techee

Techee, your friendly neighborhood Spiderman... uurrmmm uhhh we mean Engineer.
The coolest guy in your city who fixes your tech stuff.

Found exclusively on the techee app!

I booked a techee engneer on the app in minutes!

techee by TangoEcho February 22, 2022

Bismuth Technetium Hydride 

Bismuth Technetium Hydride (BiTcH) is a chemical compound that is common in most high schools and universities! It is rather toxic to your mental health and is known to defeat your self-esteem

John: What is wrong with Bill, he's gotten depressed?
George: He has a case of Bismuth Technetium Hydride poisoning!

Bismuth Technetium Hydride by Kiwi610 January 25, 2013

Nouveau Teche 

Similar to nouveau riche, nouveau teche are non-tech companies that have very recently called themselves "a Tech Company".

They often talk loudly about buzzwords of the day like blockchain, AI, ML, Big Data, IoT. More prolific ones use chained combos to impress, like "we use Big Data IoT with Blockchained AI to drive our candle making business."

You got to be amused by the number of nouveau teche coming into the Bay Area these days.

Nouveau Teche by cre8destiny October 10, 2018

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium

The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.

"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 29, 2017

Techie Guy 

1. The IT man at your place of employment. Often can be bribed with brownies.

2. My brother, who, in his awesomeness happens to know everything about computers.

Techie Guy:
These types often play WOW, but it's not a requirement. Interests include LAN parties, dark beer, and techie girls.

Techie Guy by yomamauugly August 25, 2009

Summer Teehee 

Laugh of a person named Summer that sounds exactly as the word implies, if you know a Summer you know exactly what the laugh sounds like.

Dude 1 - “Dude show that meme to Summer”
Dude 2 - *Shows meme*
Summer - “Teehee”
Dude 2 - “I got the Summer Teehee”
Dude 1 - “Nice dude”

Summer Teehee by C'Dot October 26, 2018

techie

1) One who works for the stage doing techinical services, such as sound, lighting, or stage hand work.

2) A major subculture, where members dress up all in black, carry multitools, and a roll of gaft tape.

Techies do it in the dark.

techie by FernDawg June 22, 2003