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Techsexual 

Another one of those fake sexualities that middle schoolers use to express their odd attraction to computers and technology in general.
Nerd: Guys... I'm coming out as techsexual
Chad: LOL what is that, another fake sexuality?

Nerd: NO CHAD IT'S HOW I FEEL NOW LEAVE ME AND ALEXA ALONE
Techsexual by peep's bitch February 10, 2020

tacosexual 

A word for someone who is sexually attracted to tacos. Most, if not all Tacoists are tacosexuals.
Jim:Why are you looking at tacos on the internet?
Jose:What are you saying? Are you saying I'm a tacosexual?
tacosexual by The Taco King November 22, 2013

technosexual

A person, male or female, who is so deeply enthralled with technology they discuss it with a level of passion that most people reserve for sex. Not always a geek or a nerd, but generally someone who has the latest and greatest everything.
She became so excited about her new laptop and PDA that her friends knew she must be technosexual.
technosexual by DarthVerso October 22, 2004

Telesexual 

When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.
Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?

Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.
Telesexual by Fraknor April 12, 2008

technosexual

when someone is attracted to tenology or robots
Joe: hey bro, did you know Trent was technosexual?

David: yeah, he said he wanna bang the terminator in the chat.

Joe: but how?
technosexual by sorrynotsorryyall November 9, 2019

Technisexual 

A sexual preference. A Technisexual individual is someone who prefers to have sex with electronics. They can be male or female.

As more and more iPods and flat panel TVs come out this behavior is rapidly becoming widely accepted among society.
Dude 1: Ahhhhh! What are you doing to my computer????

Dude 2: Sorry man... I am Technisexual, so I can't help it....
Technisexual by VTC-Nerd March 16, 2009