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Texas Teepee 

When two or more men do a handstand naked while facing each other, using their feet to support themselves, (Preferably wearing cowboy boots) creating a human Teepee. Then receive a blow job from the same women.
When my roommate and I both wanted a blow job, but also wanted to stair into each other's eyes, we performed a Texas Teepee.
Texas Teepee by ColonelCoconut August 12, 2017

Peepee Teepee 

Any boner or erection that is clearly visible through shorts, pants, or underwear
Look at Chamby he has a massive PEEPEE TEEPEE.
Peepee Teepee by hornet14t1 August 6, 2009

Side way Teepee 

When a man has an erection while standing up. Making his pants look like a side way tee pee .
Dude! Did you see John at the party with Crystal? He totally had a Side way Teepee man!
Side way Teepee by Roxy odnab May 30, 2011

Beat Teepee

The formation made by a kleenex or sock that has been used to clean-up male ejaculate and left to dry.
The cleaner quickly vacummed and tried to forget about the beat teepee that has been forgotten underneath the bed.
Beat Teepee by El Tuco April 19, 2009

Storming the teepee

pursuing a sexual relationship with a person self-identifying as native American, aboriginal or indigenous.
Dave was storming the teepee last night. He ended up bumping uglies with Lori up by the TV tower in the back of the pickup truck.
Storming the teepee by FoxDeltaPop October 24, 2012

teepeeing 

The act of throwing rolls upon rolls of toilet paper over/around/in trees, on cars, over the house, and on the lawn. This is often done by minors towards their friends, neighbors, or acquaintances. This act usually includes other items, such as eggs(see Egging), bird feed, corn kernels, honey, forks, spoons, honey, bologna, and anything else one wishes to use against their victim. Note that bologna removes paint from cars when it dries.
Hey I got back at Joe for teepeeing my house, you should go take a look at his haha.
teepeeing by TheJoshinator January 3, 2008
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