Tetley 

Another name for tea. Mostly used in the UK.

Would you like another cup of tetley mate?

Tetley by TheMightyCopyCat October 3, 2006

Tetley 

When Someone Tea Bags Someone While They are Sleeping

Hey, Did you give her Tetley Or Red Rose Last night?

Tetley by bk1122 September 20, 2011

tetley 

An annoying turd that won't go away but hangs aroung forever.

Oh some one fetch me the bog brush i've just done a floater,a bit of tetley,I will have to break it up with a stick.

tetley by wilkins19 January 15, 2010

tetley 

A moist flavorsome fart.

That fart was a right Tetley. "let the flavor flood out"

tetley by Flibblesan February 25, 2008

Tetley tea 

1. A worldwide known brand of Tea.

2. Slang for;; ecstacy

e.g. Ecssstaccyyy , Tetleyy Teaaa

Tetley tea by Riverra July 23, 2005

Tetley Teabag 

To show somebody your balls, the colour and shape resembles a Tetley Teabag.

I was on the coach talking to my mate, when Matty says "Hey look at this!" I saw his Tetley Teabag and cringed.

Tetley Teabag by QD91 January 3, 2008

Tetley boy 

When someone comes round to your house and drink about 15 brews and talks pure crap.

“Oh shit, here comes tetley boy”

Tetley boy by SHREDZ August 9, 2019