1: Having a toastie.
2: A sexual term - a
man lies down on his back with a rock
hard erection. A woman lies on
top of him, face down, another
man then lies on of of her, so his rock cock is up her
ass. Therefore the bitch is being penetrated at
two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole orgy, with possibilities including a cock in her mouth, a dildo up his
ass, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. Occasionaluy the whole
thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the orgy, and others dipping their
food in it, or their cocks, tits and tongues, this will then be licked off by others. Allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.
This can obviously cause confusion e.g: What are you doing? - havana toastie. - eww...get out of my house. etc.
The regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.
Husband: Im so horny!
Wife: How about regular
sex?
Porter: NO! Whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
Wife: Gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
Chef: I have some chocolate!
Husband: Great!
Porter: *cums self*
Chef: Dont worry, we will mix that spunk in with the chocolate!
Couple down the corridor: ooh! Scrummy!
Two
random chicks who are going to join in: Hi! After this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
All: OH YES! WE LOVE TO HOT LUNCH!
Hotel owner: my
wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and people lick chocolate off her and come on her hair!
His
wife: now i wear a shower cap!
All: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time...
