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teastie

Being such a tease that you show a lot of lust and attraction for another person and even physical touch but knowing you won’t give in to any temptations other than allowing one to feel there body
This girl I was with the other day was being a total teastie I just wanted to get in her pants but she said I can’t I have a boyfriend and my had was rubbing her pussy.
by Daddydaycareofme March 27, 2022
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Teasticles

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.
Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.
by meowlnir June 28, 2016
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toastie

A toasted sandwich made in a special machine, usually containing cheese combined with some other foodstuff, or commonly cheese on its own.
'I'm having a banana toastie'
'You're nuts'
by paul raine May 5, 2004
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toastie

the very foundation of simps and webs, being toastie is to be a level of simp and web so high that mere mortals could never understand, to be a toastie is the pinnacle of simpetry and webbetry.
Toastie: "man I really love ganyu and jasmine, my love for them is just too strong"
Bystander: "stop being a toastie"
by i'mthatguy532 July 6, 2021
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[Cheese Toastie]

Central Illinois wording for a cheese sandwich which is grilled. To make said sandwich butter 1 side of 2 peices of toast put cheese in between non-buttered sides and grill.
by Kitty Catscratch January 3, 2009
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havana toastie

1: Having a toastie.

2: A sexual term - a man lies down on his back with a rock hard erection. A woman lies on top of him, face down, another man then lies on of of her, so his rock cock is up her ass. Therefore the bitch is being penetrated at two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole orgy, with possibilities including a cock in her mouth, a dildo up his ass, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. Occasionaluy the whole thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the orgy, and others dipping their food in it, or their cocks, tits and tongues, this will then be licked off by others. Allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.


This can obviously cause confusion e.g: What are you doing? - havana toastie. - eww...get out of my house. etc.


The regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.
Husband: Im so horny!
Wife: How about regular sex?
Porter: NO! Whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
Wife: Gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
Chef: I have some chocolate!
Husband: Great!
Porter: *cums self*
Chef: Dont worry, we will mix that spunk in with the chocolate!
Couple down the corridor: ooh! Scrummy!
Two random chicks who are going to join in: Hi! After this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
All: OH YES! WE LOVE TO HOT LUNCH!
Hotel owner: my wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and people lick chocolate off her and come on her hair!
His wife: now i wear a shower cap!

All: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time...
by Philly May 13, 2005
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toasty toastie

What deranged people call a jaffle, toasted sandwich or singular toasty/toastie.
Person A: This toastie is delicious.
Person B: Your What?
Person A: My toasted sandwich...
Person B: Don't you mean a toasty toastie?
Person A: It's called a toastie.

Person B: Do you know what a toasty toastie is?
Person A: You're deranged.
by The food authority December 1, 2013
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