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Central Illinois wording for a cheese sandwich which is grilled. To make said sandwich butter 1 side of 2 peices of toast put cheese in between non-buttered sides and grill.
by Kitty Catscratch January 03, 2009
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When a male is in the act of making love too a large obese women, at the moment of climax, ejactulate into a fold of stomach fat/roll. Then close the flab immediately.

In the morning wake up and open the fold to find what looks like a cheese toastie.
Lastnight dude. i banged a whale and gave her a cheese toastie
by Duncanthebigman April 28, 2008
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the image a doctor has to endure when an oap goes for a smear test
" now mrs montgomery this wont take long, jesus christ its like a cheese toastie opening this"
by crazy_meesh January 19, 2007
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A fake grilled cheese. A cheese toastie is buttered from the inside and toasted, while a grilled cheese is buttered from the outside and made in a pan. Only retards from Illinois and the Midwest mistake a grilled cheese for a so called "cheese toastie."
Hey what are you eating?
A grilled cheese

No, it looks like a cheese toastie
No, it s grilled cheese you central Illinois fuck
by asoudjhiayuwn January 19, 2018
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a vagina that is infected, and sticks together like a cheese toastie.
"what was that girl last night like?"

"fuckin' awful. bit of a cheese toastie."
by jaggysnake October 29, 2006
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A sandwich consisting of two slices of oiled or buttered bread and cheese. The sandwich is then grilled on each side on the stove top.

The cheese toastie is a traditional dish of the gnome people.
Hey look at that guy eating a grilled cheese...

He's a gnome, they call them 'cheese toasties' in Gnomeland.
by NavyDrew July 06, 2016
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