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A crazy fool that falls "asleep" at random intervals, and has a sudden urge to kill Ben while in his "sleep" . Either by strangling, kicking in the balls, or pushing down stairs. He is believed by one person to be faking it. Many Teesdales have been believed to be ginger.
"Teesdale, are you awake?"
**Teesdale just stares at the questioner with a blank expression**

"Teesdale, why are you looking at Ben with such a murderous expression??"
"Kill Ben."

"Teesdale, whats your name?"
*Teesdale laughs hysterically with a childish giggle, as he punches Ben in the ribs*
Teesdale by Anonymous 2k9 February 5, 2009

middleton in teesdale 

Inbread village in north east england ridden with drugs, fat bastards, badly modified cars, swingers and illegal pubs
middleton in teesdale by Isaac coxs September 12, 2020

Mrs Teasedale 

Woman of sweet nature that smiles an awful lot. A sexy thickie with giant boobs.

Heart of gold, intelligent, fun, sincere and loyal.
Mrs Teasedale is so sweet, you should see her giant boobs!
Mrs Teasedale by MrsT November 26, 2021

Mia Tesdale 

she's good at all school subjects and is a rizzaholic for her boyfriend. She also likes all samy's, even the retarded ones.
Such a MONKEY
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026