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Teesdale
A crazy fool that falls "asleep" at random intervals, and has a sudden urge to kill Ben while in his "sleep" . Either by strangling, kicking in the balls, or pushing down stairs. He is believed by one person to be faking it. Many Teesdales have been believed to be ginger.
"Teesdale, are you awake?"
**Teesdale just stares at the questioner with a blank expression**
"Teesdale, why are you looking at Ben with such a murderous expression??"
"Kill Ben."
"Teesdale, whats your name?"
*Teesdale laughs hysterically with a childish giggle, as he punches Ben in the ribs*
**Teesdale just stares at the questioner with a blank expression**
"Teesdale, why are you looking at Ben with such a murderous expression??"
"Kill Ben."
"Teesdale, whats your name?"
*Teesdale laughs hysterically with a childish giggle, as he punches Ben in the ribs*
Teesdale by Anonymous 2k9 February 5, 2009
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Mrs Teasedale
Woman of sweet nature that smiles an awful lot. A sexy thickie with giant boobs.
Heart of gold, intelligent, fun, sincere and loyal.
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Mrs Teasedale by MrsT November 26, 2021
Mia Tesdale
she's good at all school subjects and is a rizzaholic for her boyfriend. She also likes all samy's, even the retarded ones.
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Such a MONKEY
Mia Tesdale by currymuncher415 May 21, 2023
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