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tearjerkin

To masturbate with your tears for lubrication. Possibly while drunk on Valentines Day.
After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to him by a certain surly woman, Gary decided to just stay home and do some tearjerkin.
by Half Asian Mike May 4, 2008
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tearjerkin

To masturbate with your tears for lubrication. Possibly when drunk on Valentines Day.
After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to him by a certain surly woman, Gary decided to just stay home and do some tearjerkin.
by Chinese Mike January 10, 2009
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Tearjerking

Masturbating while either crying or in a state of agony/depression.
Alec Baldwin was so devastated when his dog died that he began tearjerking violently in his bedroom.
by Carlmalone27 July 23, 2009
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tearjerker

Normally used to describe a movie or TV show (but also applies to songs, books, etc.) that is designed to make you cry.
Last night we were watching Marley & Me, and we cried our eyeballs out.

— No wonder you did. All dog movies are tearjerkers.
by pimpschoolgraduate July 21, 2019
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telejerking

Portmanteau of "teleworking" and "jerking". This occurs when you have an office job that requires such little time and effort, that on snowy days when employees telework from home, you can have several jerk-off sessions while technically being paid.

Such jobs are usually only afforded to government employees and sometimes government contractors, since deadlines don't mean anything to their bosses and they will be paid regardless of performance.
Rick: I telejerked yesterday and today. How do you feel knowing that your tax dollars go to pay me for choking my chicken two times before lunch while looking at porn on my work computer? Yeah, and that conference call at 2? I was shitting while I was on the phone. Tomorrow will be my third consecutive day of telejerking due to the chain of command in my office being populated by spineless men who employee only college interns and sassy black ladies that literally contribute nothing to the ability of our government to function.
by DHS Employee February 14, 2014
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tearjerk

An act of manipulative or false-emotion put on in order to achieve the desired reaction from others, usually sympathy.

Unlike its near-opposite, a kneejerk, which is a re-action to an action, the tearjerk is an initiated action in itself.
Hitlary sure put on that tearjerk act for the New Hampshire Primary Elections, just when everyone said she was seen as lacking emotion.
by buggy January 9, 2009
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tearjerker

A movie that is often intended for women that had a sad, emotional ending.
Terms of Endearment was a tearjerker, because of that funeral at the end.
by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003
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