6 definitions by Eric Hartman

nelson muntz

An overweight, vest-clad 4th grader who enjoys to laugh at other's misfourtunes.

I hear Nelson Muntz just laughed at you after you fell down.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

Taco Bell

Michael Jackson's favorite fast food joint.

by Eric Hartman July 13, 2003

tearjerker

A movie that is often intended for women that had a sad, emotional ending.

Terms of Endearment was a tearjerker, because of that funeral at the end.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

spose

A subsitute for guess, half-heartedly giving a commitment

I spose I will go over to the Cheap Trick concert tonight.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

blind date

An event where someone sets up 2 people who don't know each other on a date. In most cases, one of the people is horrendously ugly and the other will be sure to kill the "matchmaker" afterwards.

My shitty friend set me up on a blind date, and I vomited for hours afterwards.

by Eric Hartman July 13, 2003

Solitary Man

Neil Diamond

Neil Diamond is right there where I am, a solitary man.

by Eric Hartman July 13, 2003