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A movie that is often intended for women that had a sad, emotional ending.
Terms of Endearment was a tearjerker, because of that funeral at the end.
by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

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An overweight, vest-clad 4th grader who enjoys to laugh at other's misfourtunes.
I hear Nelson Muntz just laughed at you after you fell down.
by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

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An event where someone sets up 2 people who don't know each other on a date. In most cases, one of the people is horrendously ugly and the other will be sure to kill the "matchmaker" afterwards.
My shitty friend set me up on a blind date, and I vomited for hours afterwards.
by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

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A subsitute for guess, half-heartedly giving a commitment
I spose I will go over to the Cheap Trick concert tonight.
by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

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Neil Diamond
Neil Diamond is right there where I am, a solitary man.
by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

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Michael Jackson's favorite fast food joint.
by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

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