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tea bags 

Enlarged testicles that hang low in one's nutsack
His tea bags tended to hang low when the weather was hot
tea bags by Dan November 19, 2003
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Tenacious Tea Bags 

A group of sick ass chicks that you want to be friends with.
Those chicks were so fly, they must be part of the tenacious tea bags, no doubt.

bloody tea bags 

Uncommonly a fetish and aphrodisiac, this is the act of collecting and sucking on frozen bloody tampons to get turned on.
When I was younger my sister dated a dude who collected and froze her dirty tampons in the freezer to suck on in order to get turned on when he was in the mood. This is what is known as "bloody tea bags."

American tea bags

American tea bags by eggman41 June 3, 2022
"Man, my teabags itch."

"I put my teabags in that passed-out chick's mouth."
teabags by f'in goofy January 5, 2006

digital teabags 

digital teabags have the advantage over all normal teabags in that they have alternate slot shaped and circular holes rather than just circular ones.
"Oh Johnny, your ideas are as free-flowing as digital teabags" she purred, moistening her lips. Johnny shrank back in horror as her (continued on page 19)

English teabags

Dude, I got kicked in my English teabags!
English teabags by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011
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I hit a real purple patch.

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