taygasm 

(noun): An orgasm precipitated by looking at a picture of Taylor Lautner. Obvious conclusion to taysturbation.

A: Wow! That new picture of him was so hot!
B: Yes! Instant Taygasm!

taygasm by gayfortay September 2, 2011

TARGASM

The euphoria one experiences when shopping in Target after being deprived of this experience-- for instance, by living in a rural area or moving to a backward, undeveloped nation.

"After 6 months with the Peace Corps, I returned to San Diego and had to restock all my cheap plastic apartment crap. I went to Target and got all flushed and giddy and just felt this rush of ecstasy pushing my massive cart through the glossy, brilliantly lit aisles. Then I went to a second Target, making this a multiple Targasm -- The Big T! When it was all over, i wanted a cigarette-- and i don't even smoke."

TARGASM by Vixenator June 25, 2009

targasm

The euphoric, orgasmic feeling one has when shopping at Target, especially when one finds something fantastic.

I had a targasm when I saw those fabulous shoes for only $9.99.

targasm by Aimee C July 25, 2008

Tangasm 

Having an orgasm from dancing Tango with a really good dancer.

Oh my god that dance was so great I totally had a Tangasm.

Tangasm by Tamara1338 April 2, 2008

Taxgasm 

The ecstatic feeling liberal politicians receive upon raising your taxes, taking more of your hard earned money, or just generally pissing you off.

Nancy Pelosi supported a new spending bill and had a taxgasm knowing that average Americans would be footing the bill.

Taxgasm by LostMinnesotan June 19, 2010

toygasm 

When a person uses a sex toy to bring themselves to an orgasm while masterbating.

I had a toygasm with that new vibrator I bought yesterday.

toygasm by bitchgotballs07 February 13, 2007

toygasm 

toygasm- The squealing and breathless excitement exhibited when a young person sees a toy that they absolutely have to have or see for the first time

The pitch of her squealing was so intense in the toy store that it must have been one heck of a toygasm

toygasm by celticmom January 9, 2008