Taxgasm 

The ecstatic feeling liberal politicians receive upon raising your taxes, taking more of your hard earned money, or just generally pissing you off.

Nancy Pelosi supported a new spending bill and had a taxgasm knowing that average Americans would be footing the bill.

Taxgasm by LostMinnesotan June 19, 2010

Taxgasm 

A heightened state of excitement or ecstasy over the completion of any facet of the taxation process. Usually experienced by CPA's.

I am so excited about the new tax folders I am having a taxgasm!

Taxgasm by mojoequik, fcoppin, jjensen, rbell April 3, 2006

TARGASM

The euphoria one experiences when shopping in Target after being deprived of this experience-- for instance, by living in a rural area or moving to a backward, undeveloped nation.

"After 6 months with the Peace Corps, I returned to San Diego and had to restock all my cheap plastic apartment crap. I went to Target and got all flushed and giddy and just felt this rush of ecstasy pushing my massive cart through the glossy, brilliantly lit aisles. Then I went to a second Target, making this a multiple Targasm -- The Big T! When it was all over, i wanted a cigarette-- and i don't even smoke."

TARGASM by Vixenator June 25, 2009

targasm

The euphoric, orgasmic feeling one has when shopping at Target, especially when one finds something fantastic.

I had a targasm when I saw those fabulous shoes for only $9.99.

targasm by Aimee C July 25, 2008

Tangasm 

Having an orgasm from dancing Tango with a really good dancer.

Oh my god that dance was so great I totally had a Tangasm.

Tangasm by Tamara1338 April 2, 2008

taygasm 

(noun): An orgasm precipitated by looking at a picture of Taylor Lautner. Obvious conclusion to taysturbation.

A: Wow! That new picture of him was so hot!
B: Yes! Instant Taygasm!

taygasm by gayfortay September 2, 2011