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tartarsauce cup 

A belly button waiting to be filled with cum
"Thank you for letting me make a deposit in your tartarsauce cup."
tartarsauce cup by magoo362 December 11, 2013
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colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.
I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy

tattered windsock 

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"

Scranton Tartar Sauce

A sexual act that occurs when a man ejaculates into a dusty box fan and creates a chunky white substance that covers his partner
A mischievous smile crossed his face as he saw it there in the corner. The box fan in his room hadn't been cleaned for months. Long dusty tendrils hung from its blades like jungle vines. By the end of the night his date would be covered in Scranton tartar sauce.

ratta-tatta turds 

When turds are expelled from someone’s anus in the manner of machine gunfire.
I could hear him from more than a block away shitting his signature ratta-tatta turds!

tatthree 

body ink for the fatter than usual.one step above a tattoo
Damn, Rosie O'donnel got inked today, It's one fine looking tatthree
tatthree by wfd4 April 3, 2008