Definitions by DickFingerDave
Midwest mosh pit
When a group of highly agitated Midwestern concert goers continually bump into each other all while saying, “Ope sorry.”
Things got pretty out of hand at the Moose Lodge on Friday night when the band started playing a polka version of “Whiskey in the jar.” I almost lost my manners in that Midwest mosh pit.
Midwest mosh pit by DickFingerDave September 3, 2020
Whabbing
It was the craziest thing. The whole goddamn kindgergarten class started whabbing at the end of the Christmas program. Every little Tyler, Ethan, and Stephanie was whabbing to Jingle Bell Rock!
Whabbing by DickFingerDave August 5, 2018
Beaver Dam
When a woman’s stomach is so large that it hangs down over her lady parts making her beaver inaccessible. beaver
I tried to fuck Fat Lisa last night, but couldn’t get past her beaver dam so I settled for a sad hand job.
Beaver Dam by DickFingerDave July 16, 2018
Taking a wide V
Taking a wide V by DickFingerDave June 18, 2018
Blue Mooning
When one moons another person while clenching an orange, clementine, or tangerine between their ass cheeks.
When he turned the corner he was surprised by a gentleman who was blue mooning some Finnish tourists. Nothing but ass cheeks and two rather large navel oranges.
Blue Mooning by DickFingerDave May 15, 2018
Scranton Tartar Sauce
A sexual act that occurs when a man ejaculates into a dusty box fan and creates a chunky white substance that covers his partner
A mischievous smile crossed his face as he saw it there in the corner. The box fan in his room hadn't been cleaned for months. Long dusty tendrils hung from its blades like jungle vines. By the end of the night his date would be covered in Scranton tartar sauce.
Scranton Tartar Sauce by DickFingerDave June 1, 2017