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tasty dick 

If your boyfriend calls your friend "sugar tits" you may call your guy friend "tasty dick."
"That's like me calling him "Tasty Dick!""
tasty dick by Pokey Drew June 22, 2008
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The only time I feel alive when I taste dick 

In the song Coming Out Strong by Future Ft. The Weeknd, In the second verse future says “The only time I feel alive when I take it”. But people have recalled future saying the only time I feel alive when I taste dick implying that future likes pp and is gay lol (jkjk)
Person 1: *singing the song out loud* The only time I feel alive when I taste dick
Person 2: Bro what did you just say
Person 1: I swear its not what you think

big tastey dick 

woman: "u have a really big tastey dick"
man: "thanks. now keep sucking."

How's that dick taste? 

a usually rhetorical question noting that a person or group has been bitched or one-upped in an almost any aspect of life.
Jared: Dude, I fucked someone's mom last night.

Andrew: Dude, I fucked your mom last night... How's that dick taste?

Jared: Salty

How does his dick taste?

The question you ask someone when they are dick eating
Dick eater: Yo Im digging the new haircut, and your fit is on point, ohh those Js are fresh
Person 2: yo how does his dick taste?

Taste's Like Dick 

When a specific food or drink has the flavor or aftertaste of a dirty sweaty penis. Often the taste of dick will have a pungent and or sour flavor profile.
Damn bro that warm beer you just poured me taste's like dick.
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