tashbrown 

A person of short stature who may or may not contain the ability to do any work whatsoever. To date, there has been no evidence of work being done by a tashbrown, but some optimists speculate that it is within the realm of possibility.

Wow, he's not doing any work. That guy is such a tashbrown.

tashbrown by /definer April 21, 2009

Mashbrown Asserole 

Fisting your girlfriend's ass while enjoying a hearty, southern style breakfast.

What did you have for breakfast today braaaahhhh? Some Hashbrown Casserole?

No broooohhhhh. Eggs sunny side up and some Mashbrown Asserole. She couldn't walk to get a cup a coffee when I was done.

Mashbrown Asserole by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016

Hashbrown Head 

The act of getting head while eating hashbrowns.

Jon: "Yeah, she gave me hashbrown head yesterday."

Curl: "What?"

Jon: "Trust me; awesome."

Hashbrown Head by Slow XxX Learner November 7, 2011

hashbrownie

A hashbrownie is when marajuana is inserted into brownie mix and cooked so when it comes out it gives you the disirable effect of being high. The word hashbrownies orignate from the nick name hash a.k.a. marajuana.

Make your hashbrownie mix to 400 degrees or untill you smell the essents of your favorite drug

hashbrownie by Thomas Coleman October 27, 2005

Atlanta Hashbrown 

If while attempting to perform a Boston Pancake or Cleveland Steamer, and the fecal matter is not in solid form, it then becomes an Atlanta Hashbrown. You may not notice until you hear or feel splatters on your partner or your own anus. This often occurs after a heavy night of drinking. "Ice" beers (such as Icehouse) or Mexican food will facilitate in this act.

Although the Mexican food and Bud Ice from the previous night prevented Ted from achieving the Boston Pancake, the Atlanta Hashbrown was a comparable substitute.

Atlanta Hashbrown by jaredjimjoe August 4, 2009

hashbrowns 

A satirical, conversational online "tag" mocking in wordplay the prevalent use of the online conversational and sharing trend known as "hashtags" in American internet subculture.

As opposed to "Hashtags", whose name is derived from the use of the "#" ("number", "pound", "hash") symbol preceding a short phrase, "Hashbrowns" mash full sentences of words together by removing only the grammatical spacing, much like one would do to a potato to make the delicious breakfast side-dish by the same name.

A clever "Hashbrown"-er with an eye for irony will verbosely restate well known hashtags in highly specific terms, similar to the "Joseph Ducreux / Archaic Rap" meme. For more information on memes, visit KnowYourMeme.com

Use a "hashbrown" instead of a "hashtag" when:
- The text of your hashtag becomes more than 4 words long
- You are tired of hashtags littering your feeds and want to mock your bandwagon hashtagging friends

First usage observed after the appearance and incorporation of hashtag links into facebook.com
First observed appearance. Jan 8th, 2014 by facebook user k*****e.
His post:
"Hashbrowns: mydefinitionofadulthoodmayvastlydifferfromyours"

"Hashbrowns: mydefinitionofadulthoodmayvastlydifferfromyours"

"Hashbrowns: bestshirtofalltime"

"#dowant" (translates approximately to...) "Hashbrowns: totallystealingyouridea,didyoumakethatupbecauseit'sbrilliantandiplanonusingitallthetime"

hashbrowns by Singingbelle January 9, 2014

Cashbrown 

Especially understood by South Texans and Southern Californians; References the Mexican (-Americans?) who can be identified by large, expensive jewelry, teeth grills, "low-rider" vehicles with family names stenciled on window, South Pole brand clothing several sizes too large (males), or several sizes too small (females), often draped around neck.

"Man, that Cashbrown thinks he's so fly, payin' everybody's IHOP bill."

"Damn, that Cashbrown's necklace is way too big."

Cashbrown by Canned Ice January 26, 2010