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Usually a nice, loyal, and all-around standup guy who is really good to his friends and almost always seems to be in high spirits. He spends most of his time working; when he is not working, he is playing video games. Everyone around him thinks he is some kind of God at videogames that is better than everyone else. His friends all think that he shits gold and walks on water and his little cup just runneth over with unmatched and unprecedented skill despite the fact he has been waxed on numerous occasions. He is a Class-A weeaboo who glorifies animes like Naruto and Dragonball but doesn't give the proper respect to bangers like HxH and SAO. He is quite uncultured; he has never seen G.O.A.T.'s like Beetlejuice, Labyrinth, or The Dark Crystal, and he will refuse to watch any great movie or show that you recommend to him. He is generally quite easy to talk to, but do not ask him any questions because he will seldom answer them. He will only laugh at you when you confront him about it. He often laughs for reasons he will not disclose (or for no reason at all) and will laugh even more when you ask him why he is laughing. He is also a homophobe and will get on your ass anytime you mention anything that he deems to be classified as "gay shit", which is ironic because his favorite song is Bodak Yellow.
Person 1: "HAHAHA."
Person 2: "...Why are you laughing?"
Person 1: "LMAO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
Person 2: .....
Person 2: *mutters under breath* "What a fucking Tarus."
Tarus by Reclaimer0 January 11, 2018
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don't tardus

Do not condescend and treat us as if we are not smart enough to understand you.
Hey don't tardus, we know what a hybrid car is!
don't tardus by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020
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freezer tarps 

when you get real sweaty at the pregame yoss your tarp in the freezer for a few minnows or seckies depending on the sitch
yo yoss me my freezer tarps out of the freezer real quick to cool down
freezer tarps by yarps4l October 14, 2020

OU tards 

Plural form of OU tard. OU tards are people who either attend, "graduated" from, or are big fans of the University of Oklahoma aka TardU. Oklahoma is full them of them which explains why Oklahoma isn't a desirable place.
These damn OU tards always think it's natty szn but they literally have zero football intelligence.
OU tards by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

tardsome 

Norman left his laptop on his car roof, and drove off. It was tardsome.
tardsome by benth September 26, 2008
Diluted, milky.

Primarily used by african-american people to insult people who derived from the anglo-saxons; as if a cup of tea which is usually black has been diluted with milk.

The plural of targus is 'targi'
Yeah, that guy, he called you a n****r!

I don't care. After all, he is a stinking targus.
She is a queen who will sway away anger and land you in a peaceful world . She is the prettiest of all and her smile is just so adorable . She is the kindest person you'll ever meet . She is a blessing !
I wis I could be like Tanusha ..she is such an angel !
Tanusha by Angellic11 February 3, 2019