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Testicular Torsion 

A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.

When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"
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Tarslonn 

Hey guys, wanna go to tarslonn tonight?
Tarslonn by Tarslonn October 18, 2019
A hot young guy, usually with a Spanish accent and a sexy body. Makes you cream your knickers.
Omigawshh, did you see that guy? SUCH a Tasio! ;)
Tasio by notashortie December 28, 2011

Testicular Torsion 

May god have mercy on your soul
testicular torsion

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome 

A serious condition which has roughly a dozen sufferers world-wide. Sufferers of TPS (Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome) appear to have a buttocks (arse, bum, ass, etc) for a face. The condition only affects the exterior of the body so beneath the skin are eyes, mouth and nasel passages.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.
Ben Affleck is an obvious sufferer of Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome.
1. Combination of a retard and an idiot.

2. Someone extremely slow or dim-witted.

3. Person who is unable to understand the easiest of concepts.
I tried to explain to Jeff how to add more than 2 numbers together but he is such a tardiot he didn't understand.
Tardiot by GMB123 February 26, 2010