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A long piece of "dung" with white things in it, seems to be the result of chilli cheese dogs from Sonic; usually 7-10 inches in size.
WOW, that is one long targer she just laid.
targer by Sally April 6, 2004
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tangerine turd 

They flushed the tangerine turd out of oval orifice

Tangerine Mussolini

Due to the orange tinge of the make-up he wears on his face and his dictatorial approach to politics, Donald Trump is known as the Tangerine Mussolini.
The Tangerine Mussolini asked Russia to hack Hillary Clinton’s emails.
Tangerine Mussolini by gizmo+2 August 1, 2016

Targaryen Privilege 

Targaryen Privilege

The outrageous assumption that your people own and have discovered everything.

Women were considered as baby making machines; even though they were Targaryens. A saying in classical Targaryen is:

Striḥ asmākaṃ raktaṃ asmākaṃ balaṃ yoniṃ ca sarvaṃ kintu Purṣaḥ sarvaṃ soubhāgyaṃ dharayanti

Which means:

“Women have our strength, blood, fierceness and 100% of the yoni; but men hold all of the privilege.”

They incestuously intermarried to keep their bloodline pure and developed genetic diseases which they kept as a secret among themselves.

They said of themselves:

“Every time a Targaryen is born the Gods toss a coin and the world holds its breath.”

Their dragons and well trained police force, The Gold Cloaks, kept law and order. Gold Cloaks were famous for extra judicial killings, and summary judgements and executions of accused criminals on the street level. This became known as the “street justice of the Thick Gold Wall.

Whoever the Targaryens conquered, they claimed their achievements and enslaved the people.

When there was no one else to dominate they began to fight among themselves destroying both dragons the Targaryen bloodline. Without their dragons, they were less than the people they had conquered. Without their dominant presence the world divided itself into seven kingdoms.

Wars were fought to redefine privilege. But, Targaryen Privilege died with the last dragon and the last Targaryen.
Question: Man, why was Lovecraft Country cancelled after a successful first season; but, Game of Thrones got an entire prequel series after a disastrous season eight?

Answer: Targaryen Privilege, man; frikin’ Targaryen Privilege!!!!!!

dick target 

is a moustache-goatee combination, the two having to be linked together in order to give the appearance of the mouth being the bullseye, the actual target for the dick.
I saw the Rockies beat the Padres last night, and man I haven't seen such a vast array of dick targets since my last visit to the Castro district.
dick target by gnard the gnome October 17, 2007

gigantic tager 

1) One of Iron Tager's (a character from Blazblue: Calamity Trigger) battle cries.

2) The best word ever to replace/censor the word "penis."
1) Iron Tager: GIGANTIC TAGER...DRIVER!

2) Iron Tager: K-Kokonoe, when did you install this...?

Kokonoe: Oh a little bit ago. It's an interesting idea but it doesn't work very well on the arms. I'm thinking of moving it, maybe putting it on your chest or your *GIGANTIC TAGER!*.

That second example is from "Teach me, Miss Litchi!"
gigantic tager by Lebrochaun October 19, 2009
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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